Jews Cry Exactly Six Trillion Tears Over Hitler-Brand Ice Cream Cones

Eli Stenson
Daily Stormer
May 30, 2015

Totally would buy.
Totally would buy.

Something is causing the Jews to get upset. (Shocking, isn’t it?)

Hitler-brand ice cream cones.

Jewish Telegraphic Agency:

The boxes of Hitler ice cream cones bear the unsmiling image of the Nazi leader dressed in a military uniform. The cones are available throughout India, the Daily Mail reported.

The newspaper said the name of the cones is not shocking to Indians because of the lack of Holocaust education in the country.

After hearing about the Hitler-brand ice cream cones, the Jews reportedly cried six trillion collective tears, one for each Jewish victim of Nazi gassings, lampshadings, soapings, and burnings.