October 26, 2015
There is only one reasonable politician in the Ukraine, and that is Darth Vader. Fearing that he could take over the state from the Jews, the Jew rulers of the Ukraine (installed by a Nazi coup funded by the US State Department and George Soros) are cracking down on Vader and his allies.
Chewbacca was recently arrested.
The growling, hairy spaceship mechanic from Star Wars was fined an equivalent of $7.50 on Sunday, after breaking the country’s election laws, as he attempted to canvass voters for… Darth Vader.
The detention of the erstwhile companion of smuggler-turned-hero Han Solo, who appears to have turned to the Dark Side, happened in the port city of Odessa. Chewbacca drove Darth Vader to a polling station, but police arrested him for violating a law that forbids campaigning on election day. They were also dismayed when he failed to produce a valid ID, and resisted arrest.
Chewbacca later told the media that he was unable to pay the fine 170 hryvna fine “as his funds are an intergalactic bank that has no branches on this planet.”
Lord Vader complained about the detention of his supporter. He also said he failed to cast his own ballot as he was missing from the voter registry – despite the fact he has a Ukrainian passport, issued for Darth Alekseyevich Vader.
Ukrainians are casting ballots in a poll that is viewed by many as a confidence vote for the ruling coalition, which has lost much of its popularity following 20 months of economic hardships. Despite the somber mood, there were a number of strange incidents that took place around the country.
This comes at a time when a reported 50% of the people want a second Maidan revolution against the Western-backed Jews they installed during the first revolution. Hopefully this time they will pay more attention to what is going on, I guess.
Одесса. Ничего необычного, просто Чубакку повязали за незаконную агитацию. pic.twitter.com/8LxrYUHxrQ
— Ukrainian Mistress (@JuMistress) October 25, 2015
Vader is running on the ticket of the Internet Party of Ukraine.
Meanwhile, a statue of the Jewish terrorist Lenin has been altered into a statue of Aryan hero Lord Vader.
Though I am not going to bet the farm, things may start looking up in the Ukraine.