Masturbating on a livestream is tame compared to getting your co-worker’s daughter pregnant and then denying it so you don’t have to pay child support.
Jeffrey Toobin’s alleged masturbation on a work video call is just the tip of the iceberg in terms of his reported sordid sex past.
The New Yorker magazine star and top CNN legal analyst — who is suspended from the publication and on leave from the network after being accused of performing manual labor in an online meeting with fellow mag talent — was outed for having an extramarital affair and getting his girlfriend pregnant about a decade ago.
Toobin, a 60-year-old longtime married dad with two adult kids by his wife, had a baby with Casey Greenfield, the daughter of one of Toobin’s then-CNN colleagues, Jeff Greenfield, in 2009, the New York Times reported.
Casey, who is 14 years younger than Toobin, met the Harvard Law School grad in the Conde Nast cafeteria while she was working as a fact-checker for Glamour magazine, the outlet said.
Toobin, who has been married to law school sweetheart Amy McIntosh since 1986, at first denied paternity of the baby, before tests showed he was the dad, the Times said.
Casey ended up taking Toobin to court in Manhattan over custody and financial support issues.
Well, being 50 and hitting up a 36-year-old is hardly a “big score,” but you would think she’d be out of his league.
I don’t know though – maybe Jew women naturally love old Jew men (when there are no blacks or neo-Nazis available).
“I made an embarrassingly stupid mistake, believing I was off-camera,’’ Toobin later copped to Vice in a stunning admission.
“I believed I was not visible on Zoom. I thought no one on the Zoom call could see me. I thought I had muted the Zoom video,’’ he said.
“I apologize to my wife, family, friends and co-workers.’’
The hashtag #metoobin — a play on the anti-sex-harassment #MeToo movement — began trending on Twitter after Toobin’s alleged online masturbation.
If anyone had believed he was masturbating off camera, he wouldn’t have gotten fired.
Everyone knew he did that on purpose.
OJ is right about this.
— O.J. Simpson (@TheRealOJ32) October 20, 2020
But I’ll tell you: the weird thing about that was that Jake Tapper, who is Jewish like Toobin, attacked OJ for making fun of Toobin.
You murdered your wife and an innocent man in cold blood. No one really needs to hear from you ever.
— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) October 20, 2020
Shut up Jake, you faggot.
OJ Simpson is alpha.
Killing your wife because she’s sleeping with some other guy (who was also Jewish, by the way) was an alpha move. Pretty much the exact opposite thing of jacking off on Zoom.
I’m so sick of these Jews. Imagine this Jew defending another Jew for masturbating on a Zoom stream.