August 16, 2019
Well, I’m glad we laid this issue to rest.
Really a weight off my back.
I was thinking this guy was murdered.
The official results of an autopsy showed that the financier Jeffrey Epstein killed himself in his Manhattan jail cell, the city’s medical examiner’s office said on Friday, determining that the cause of death was suicide by hanging.
The determination came six days after Mr. Epstein, 66, was found dead in his cell at the Metropolitan Correctional Center in Manhattan, where he was awaiting trial on federal sex trafficking charges.
Guards on their morning rounds found Mr. Epstein at about 6:30 a.m. on Saturday, prison officials said. He appeared to have tied a bedsheet to the top of a set of bunk beds, then knelt toward the floor with enough force that he broke several bones in his neck, officials said.
His suicide came after he appeared to have made another attempt to kill himself in late July, and days after prison staff had recommended he be removed from suicide watch and returned to the special wing in which he was being housed.
Mr. Epstein’s death is the subject of four federal investigations, including by the Justice Department’s inspector general and the F.B.I. The attorney general, William P. Barr, said there were “serious irregularities” in how prison officials handled his supervision.
Now that we’ve settled this, the time is now to crack down on conspiracy theorists who think you can’t break your own bones by tying a soft sheet around your neck and choking yourself out against a bedpost.
Conspiracy theorists who doubt that this was a suicide are not only insane, they are probably terrorists. We need them to be censored and investigated by the feds before they start killing people at Walmart.
It might seem weird that a 66-year-old man had the ability to break his own bones with a soft sheet like that. It might seem strange that two guards fell asleep at the same time. It might be shocking that he was taken off of suicide watch two weeks after he was rushed to the hospital after he allegedly tried to kill himself. It might blow your mind that there was no camera in the cell.
You are allowed to be astonished by all of these astonishing coincidences. However, what you are not allowed to do is suggest that any of this is more than a coincidence – because then you’re a terrorist, and it’s over for you.
This is the way things work, goyim: if the government and the New York Times say it and you don’t believe it exactly as they said it, then you’re done. It’s finished. Boom. Gone.