Japan: Nips Invent Goofy Penguin-Like Robot That Teaches You Love and Friendship

Daily Stormer
December 22, 2018

What I was expecting…

It seems our plan to wipe out the kikes using an army of giant robots made by Japs isn’t gonna happen anytime soon.

Our squinty-eyed friends from the east have better things to do…

Japan Times:

Tokyo is one of the biggest cities in the world, but it also might be the loneliest. So much so that its people may need to be taught how to love by a robot.

On Tuesday, robotics venture company Groove X Inc. unveiled a cute knee-high robot called Lovot. The name is a combination of the words “love” and “robot,” which befits a device whose primary function is to provide people with comfort and companionship.

Wouldn’t it be simpler to try and figure out why people can’t interact normally with each other then fix it, and focus the robot building on useful stuff that you can slaughter aliens and Jews with?

…what I got.

“Lovot does not have life, but being with one is comforting and warm,” said Kaname Hayashi, president of Groove X and leader of the development team that created Pepper, the semi-humanoid robot from SoftBank Robotics. “We want people to see that though something may seem useless at first glance, it serves a meaningful function in other ways.”

This one serves no function other than giving people who can’t adapt to society false hope.

Born from the concept that “a small amount of love will change the world,” Lovot was created to redefine the role that robots play in our society.

Why am I reading this hippie shit in an article about robots?

Damn it…

Japs used to try to make their robots cool and useful, and even when it didn’t work very well, at least their heart was in the right place.

This is basically self-service with some expensive toys, but it’s still a step in the right direction.

Lovot also functions as a makeshift surveillance camera or baby monitor by transmitting live footage from a device on its head. For those concerned about privacy, it can function without an internet connection and its cameras can be configured so the footage is not preserved in any way.

“But it can do much more than that,” Hayashi said. “Lovot is a mysterious and cute presence that will behave differently based on its interactions with its owner.”

Lovot responds to individuals based on how they treat it, the company said. Someone who treats it well, for example, will gain its affection. On the other hand, Lovot will likely avoid or ignore anybody who abuses or neglects it.

If you smack it over the head enough times, will it try to kill you in your sleep or something?

Because that would absolutely makes this less gay.

Beyond its technical capabilities, Lovot has many eerily human attributes as well.

Like what?

The small, spherical robot wanders around, mapping the layout of the room as it goes. When it encounters a person, it often flaps its arms to signal that it wants to be held. With a soft outer shell, interchangeable clothing and an internal temperature just above human body heat, Lovot was designed with the family in mind, Hayashi said.

Yeah, I know lots of people who are exactly like that.

Lovot is being sold in sets of two for ¥598,000. In 2020, individual units will be available for ¥349,000. Online orders can be made as of Tuesday and most units will be delivered around fall or winter 2019.

598K Yen is a little over 5,300 dollars, and 349K is over 3,000 dollars.

I knew that without having to joogle it, that’s how much anime I’ve watched.

And believe it or not, this isn’t the stupidest robot the Japs ever made.

Just look at this:

Look at that creepy, insane thing that looks like it just crawled out of a Junji Ito manga, and that even more insane smile on that nippette’s face.

Supposedly, it’s for “therapy,” although I couldn’t find out what exactly it’s supposed to treat.

If you want a cat, just buy a real one, it’s not like there’s a shortage or anything…

Cats are always better when they have heads and limbs

It’s very clear to me that these gooks are never gonna build mecha or any other useful type of robots, and that the only way we’ll ever have those is if we build them ourselves.

We need to get rid of these fucking kikes, stop feeding the monkeypeople, stop telling little boys to cut their dicks off and pretend they’re the opposite sex, put the opposite sex back in their cages and start getting serious about building the future.

Because the future will either be White, or it won’t exist.

Onward to victory!