May 27, 2018
Sinking to the level of dating a negro… How far can you sink?
Eminem used to be an edgy rapper who championed the struggle against political correctness back in the 90s and 00s. He’d make fun of fags, celebrities, talk about beating up and murdering women and generally dgaf.
Obviously, we can talk about the idea of wiggerism and the negatives of it, but that’s a separate issue.
He would even defend himself for being white and attacked Negress Lauren Hill for attacking white people.
One time, he even did a dis track against a black guy who called him a culture thief, saying “what do you know about being bullied over half your life? Oh that’s right, you should know what that’s like – you’re half white!”
Eminem gained a serious advantage over black rappers, because he was literate, which allowed him to write down his lyrics rather than just make them up on the spot.
Imagine a white guy saying that now.
His schtick was basically “libertarian who grew up around black people.”
But as he got older, he had to make a decision about which way to go as politics polarized, and he made the wrong call.
The cringe! It hurts!
His latest shit album flopped bad. No one even knew about it.
He could just as easily have been pro-Trump. That would have been more in-line with his positions supporting killing homosexuals, beating women and defending whites.
At this point, Eminem has become almost completely irrelevant, even eclipsed in popularity by his superior, Sminem.
Way cooler than that loser Eminem, that’s for sure. Probably a lot wealthier, too, considering his superior investment skills.
Not satisfied with running his legacy down into the ground through his embarrassing political positions, it seems that Eminem now wants to shame himself further by mating with a jungle monkey mutated by weird science into an ultra-monkey.
Ahead of her new album release later this summer, Nicki Minaj is making her presence known. She’s released music videos for “Chun Li” and “Barbie Tingz,” attended the Met Gala dressed like a devil (peep that reunion with Cardi B also), and has teased some big news following that canceled appearance on The Ellen Show due to “doctor’s orders.”
She has yet to reveal what exactly that big news was, except maybe actually she just did in a single, one word Instagram comment?! Nicki, say WHAT?!
Last night, Nicki posted a video of her rapping her verse on YG’s new song, Big Bank. The song features rappers 2 Chainz, Big Sean, and Eminem, which is why we’re gathered here today.
Minaj captioned her Instagram, “I met Slim Shady. Bagged a EM!!!,” In the comments, she then replied to a fan who’d simply asked, “You dating Eminem???” with three Internet-roiling letters: “Yes.” GASP!
Just thinking about it grosses me out.
Nicki Minaj is like, the greasiest nigger in show business. Her revolting “music” videos are basically satanic jungle porno.
wtf am I watching?
As such, there’s basically two reasons he would be hooking up with this monkey:
- He has some weird perverted jungle love fetish.
- He’s virtue signaling that he’s really, really not racist in his quest to regain some kind of cultural relevance.
Considering that he apparently has only dated White girls in the past, option 2 is the most likely here.
Unless the bitch is lying. If that’s the case, he’ll have no choice but to go along with it, for fear of being called racist anyway.
“H-heh, yeah, I had s-sexual intercourse with this… fine African-American lady, of c-course, hahaha. I’m very open minded and progressive. Fuck Drumpf.”
Minaj and Eminem previously worked together back in 2010 on Roman’s Revenge, and she recently broke up with rapper Nas so she’s a free agent and can do whatever she wants!
The lesson here is: never go full Eminem.
This guy was on top of the world, speaking to an entire generation. But he had to start pushing some retard-tier social agenda, whining about White racism or whatever. Obviously, that took the edge right off, and made him lame as hell.
And now, he’s bagging negresses – allegedly.
Don’t make the same mistake, kids.