July 1, 2017
Someone from the internet has released this video of Islamics doing Islamic things out on the street.
Sociologists are rushing to try and figure out if it is from the streets of Islamabad, Pakistan, or somewhere in Italy.
Due to the importance of this informational content, The Global Science Institute of the United Nations is offering a $5,000 dollar reward to whoever figures this shit out.
If you know the answer, you can submit it at UN.org and collect the cash.
The video was released hours ago, and no one has solved it yet, although ISIS has threatened retaliation against the UN’s website, UN.org.
Meanwhile, the Washington Post editorial board has published a scathing rebuke of the UN, claiming that the concept “reinforces pseudoscientific geographical stereotypes,” and argues that there is a “scientific consensus” that “geography is a social construct.”
The world is shocked to once again find WaPo on the same side as ISIS.
We are living in exciting times, folks.