The deadly coronavirus is killing zillions and the Fun Police are on the prowl.
That spells bad news for partiers.
Police in Ireland have searched a suspected illicit pub, or “shebeen”, on suspicion of breaching coronavirus measures.
The property near Athy in County Kildare was targeted by Gardai officers on Friday evening.
The force had launched an investigation after they became aware of the premises, and the fact people were congregating in a breach of social distancing rules, through social media.
Gardai searched the suspected shebeen at about 8pm and found a fully operational bar in a repurposed state.
Shebeen is an Irish term which refers to an illicit bar or club where alcoholic drinks are sold without a licence.
The premises was fitted with a bar, stools, tables, chairs, a 70in flat-screen television, and a full-size pool table.
There were several beer taps on the bar, along with an under bar cooler and kegs.
There was also a smoking area, store room and toilet on the premises.
Officers seized five kegs of beer, a significant amount of spirits and bottled beers, and various bar equipment including the taps, gas and coolers.
A full investigation is now under way and files will be prepared for the Director of Public Prosecutions (DPP).
Partiers are being backed against the wall, told that there is no place left on earth for their kind.
We continue to fear that if partiers are not allowed to party peacefully, they could take partying to the next level and put us all at risk.
We need to lay off the partiers. We need to let them party in peace.
None of us want to deal with the fallout if the Partiers’ Alliance decides to really start partying hard.
That kind of partying could lead to a premature triggering of the Age of Aquarius, and mystic crystal revelations. Then, love will steer the stars – and then, frankly, all bets are off.
“It could open a warp portal – or worse,” said Dr. Donny Disco, an expert on partying. “We don’t want to see that.”
“At the very least, a premature triggering of the Age of Aquarius will mean that Jenny is gonna change her number, thus resetting the total balance of order.”