I’m Thankful for You, Reader

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
November 28, 2019

I love Thanksgiving. It has a very good Christian message, even if it is classified as a secular holiday.

It was started in 1621 when Squanto helped the pilgrims form a friendship with the Wampanoag, even though he was a Patuxet. Which is similar to when Andrew Anglin helped the Groypers form a friendship with the Groppers, even though he was a Groper.

We should say that although this was more than 150 years before America sought independence from Britain, or formed a Constitution, this was already a nation with people. We should always remember that, when these people – on the left or the right – attempt to reduce this nation to “just the Constitution.” Every country has documents, but all people exist independent of documents. I’m thankful for that.

So with the slam dunk by Squanto what with the Wampanoag, and what with the pilgrims learning to plant corn, they had a big feast, thanking God for providing them good fortune, good relations with these backward savages and their starchy carbohydrates.

Unfortunately, we can’t thank God for providing any good relations with any backward savages these days.

Yet each of us have many things to thank Him for. Even if we might think we do not.

For example, I am thankful for Nick Fuentes.

And we all know what he’s thankful for.

The father of the Groyper Army is going to be the father of a Supreme Gentleman.

Nick and I were involved in some competition for Kathy’s love, and well – he won.

Here’s to hoping he ends up with an Elliot Rodger and not a Tim Pool.

Just as Groypers and Groppers and Gropers have all come together to share a table in the spirit of thankfulness, also too must I share such a spirit.

Here’s an abridged list of other things I’m thankful for, in no specific order:

  • The Mandalorian
  • Elon Musk breaking the windows out of his Cybertruck on stage
  • The internet
  • My health
  • My gains
  • Some good burgers that I’ve had in my time
  • A good swiss, melted swiss cheese
  • Mush- roasted mushrooms
  • Caramelized onions
  • Video games
  • That I don’t have more tattoos
  • Cats
  • The Ralph Retort
  • Pre-workout powder
  • Olive oil soap
  • Saxophone players
  • Bluetooth headphones that are easy to use in the gym
  • Gucci Mane’s new album Woptober II
  • Jesse Lee Peterson humiliating that Jew the other day
  • Different types of fruits

But let me tell you what I’m most thankful for:

The thing I am most thankful for is you, the reader.

I am greatly blessed that I am able to do what I do, and I’m only able to do it because people read it and occasionally send donations.

The fact that I have been able to influence so many people is very humbling, and every day I am humbled by it, and every day I thank God for the honor. Today, I thank Him extra for this honor, because that is the tradition of my people, after that thing with Squanto and the corn.

I advise you all: don’t let the situation on earth get you too down. Always remember the good things, always be thankful for these things, and focus on them as much as possible.

Don’t ignore the harsh realities of our harsh reality, but also, don’t let them consume you. Enjoy life whenever you can, as much as you can, while staying true to yourself and to God.