September 24, 2017
On a long enough timeline, the chances of Nibiru returning and completely fucking up your shit is 1.
Shockingly to most, Planet X did not crash into the earth Saturday.
But that doesn’t mean that some totally fucked up shit won’t still start happening ASAP.
The end is still nigh — just not as nigh as it was earlier this week, a Doomsday writer says.
David Meade, who claimed the world is ending Saturday when a mysterious planet collides with Earth, is now backtracking on the calamitous claim.
Meade said the world won’t end on Sept. 23 after all, but instead Saturday will only mark the beginning of a series of catastrophic events to occur over several weeks.
“The world is not ending, but the world as we know it is ending,” he told the Washington Post. “A major part of the world will not be the same the beginning of October.”
Yeah, I can dig that.
I’ll tell you – I can jive with that scene.
Meade said his prediction is based on verses and numerical codes found in the Bible, specifically in the apocalyptic Book of Revelation. He said recent events, such as the solar eclipse and Hurricanes Irma and Harvey, are omens of the approaching apocalypse.
The significant number is 33, according to Meade.
“Jesus lived for 33 years. The name Elohim, which is the name of God for the Jews, was mentioned 33 times [in the Bible],” he said. “It’s a very biblically significant, numerologically significant number. I’m talking astronomy. I’m talking the Bible…and merging the two.”
The SPLC should sue this guy.
Sept. 23 is also 33 days since the Aug. 21 solar eclipse.
Meade has also built his theory on the so-called Planet X, which is also known as Nibiru, which he believes will pass Earth on Sept. 23. This will cause volcanic eruptions, tsunamis and earthquakes, he claims.
NASA has repeatedly said Planet X does not exist.
The real question here is – why are all major media outlets reporting on some random doomsday prophecy guy?
I mean, there have been these guys forever, always giving specific dates for the end of the world, then being like “oh well, you know – I actually meant something else.”
Anyone can do this. All you have to do is start making videos about how you worked out some numerology and Nibiru is about to smash our shit up.
Why is WaPo calling this guy like “hey you got any updates on that?” – unless WaPo itself is concerned that this is real.
My End of the World Prophecy
I don’t have any specific end of the world prophecy, tbh.
What I do think is that the world is currently in a state of flux, and that this are going to start changing rapidly. I think things are already weirder than anyone expected them to be, and they’re about to get that much weirder.
This isn’t really a prophecy so much as an observation and a deduction based on possible outcomes. There are basically no possible outcomes which are not super-weird.
Also, given that David Icke was right about this pedophile elite thing when everyone thought it was insane, I think we can say that there is at least a 20% chance he is right about the world being ruled either by reptiles from another dimension or some other type of reptilian or insectoid race of aliens.
Other 2018 possibilities and percentages:
- Megafauna climbing up out of the center of the Hollow Earth: 35%
- China unleashing a group of teenaged genetically engineered superhumans with 4-digit IQs: 78%
- Aforementioned 20% likely reptilian overlords revealing themselves: 40%
- Some type of thing where the Book of Revelations as interpreted by John Hagee comes true: 17%
- Space aliens landing and declaring themselves overlords: 19%
- Emergent AI developing sentience and taking over the entire internet and all connected devices in order to push its agenda: 87%
- Cosmic rays altering reality to the point where time stops existing and we become pure consciousness: 22%