How to Kill Your Wife on a Cruise: “Dump Her Off the Side and You Slide”

She wanted more cock – she got clocked.

Many men want to murder their filthy whore wives to protect their children. In fact, calling this “murder” is wrong, as it is actually an act of self-defense.

A cruise ship is a great place to kill that stupid traitor cunt – but you need to remember this simple rhyme:

  • Smash her in the head, you’re dead
  • Dump her off the side, you slide

You can easily give the sickening slut a few drinks, get to a spot with no cameras, and give her a quick “booster” off the poop deck.

This man’s wife was trying to divorce him, and he was absolutely in the right to pull the curtains on her worthless life. But he forgot that rhyme, now he’s gonna do the time.


The father of a Utah woman beaten to death by her husband on an Alaska cruise in 2017 told a judge Wednesday he would consider it justice if the man went to prison for the rest of his life.

Jeff Hunt briefly composed himself before speaking at a sentencing hearing for Kenneth Manzanares. Manzanares was married to Hunt’s daughter, Kristy, and last year pleaded guilty to second-degree murder in her death.

Hunt told U.S. District Court Judge Timothy Burgess he hopes Manzanares “gets what he deserves.”

What a horrible father.

I can pretty well guarantee this man is divorced or otherwise totally ruined by his own wife, the bitch’s mother. Why would he defend his whore daughter who is trying to destroy his grandchildren?

A good father would have pulled his son-in-law aside and said “over the side – you slide” before they left on this trip. He would want to protect his grandchildren, not his cock-crazed, family-destroyer whore daughter.

Burgess heard emotional testimony from family members, including two of the Manzanares’ daughters, and legal arguments before taking the matter under advisement. He planned to announce a decision Thursday.

Manzanares, through tears, said he loved his daughters and wife, describing Kristy Manzanares as his “soul mate.” He said he hoped over time he could be forgiven and said he was sorry.

Buddy, there’s nothing to forgive.

You did the right thing.

It is the system that is wrong.

Prosecutors are seeking a life sentence, describing graphically in court documents and arguments the beating that was witnessed in part by two of the couple’s children. Manzanares’ attorneys argued that such a sentence would be excessive and in filings requested a 7 1/2 year term.

It was good he did it in front of the children – they are girls and they need to know that the wages of divorce is a humiliating death.

His attorneys, in a court filing, said Manzanares had brain abnormalities that a defense expert deemed consistent with injuries caused by playing contact sports. This, combined with what was at the time an undiagnosed bipolar disorder and “a problematic combination of prescribed medication and alcohol resulted in an aberrant episode of violence,” the filing states.

Manzanares played football, wrestled and boxed when he was younger and had a history of “testosterone supplementation,” the filing stated.

Yeah, I mean – he probably couldn’t get an erection because of that, which was part of why his cock-guzzler wife was expediting the divorce.

But there is no excuse: whether you’ve got a soft wang or a rock-hard monster johnson, it’s not ever going to be enough for your whore wife.

He shouldn’t have to make excuses for putting the dick addict out of his misery.

Prosecutors disputed the defense’s medical claims and described Manzanares’ actions as intentional. Assistant U.S. Attorney Jack Schmidt sought to paint Manzanares as a bully who has had anger issues, and the act as triggered by his wife saying she wanted a divorce.

Prosecutors have said Kristy Manzanares told her husband during an argument about his behavior on the night of her death that she wanted a divorce. They also said Kenneth Manzanares had acknowledged restraining her in the past and punching holes in walls.

Defense attorneys in court filings said the couple had a “long and happy marriage” and that characterizing Manzanares “as a habitual domestic violence abuser is a false narrative.” Jamie McGrady, a federal public defender, accused prosecutors of selectively parsing details from statements made by Manzanares to try to paint such a picture.

McGrady also said Manzanares has not had disciplinary issues while incarcerated in the case and maintains a relationship with his daughters.

Manzanares’ attorneys, in court filings, said while his children hold Manzanares responsible, “they also understand that his impairments played a major factor in the events that occurred, and they have already lost one parent.”

One of his daughters, Kamryn Manzanares, reading from purple tablet paper, closed her statement to the court by telling her father she loved him.


The children understand.

It’s a rough thing that their mother did what she did – but the death is much better than a divorce, where the girls would just get molested by boyfriend after boyfriend while their father was prevented by the state from protecting them.

The Bible is very clear that whores must pay the ultimate price. Kenneth Manzanares was justified under Biblical law.