Homosexual Psychopath Wizard Gandalf Shills Coronavirus Vaccine

The homosexual and faggot community has been at the forefront of whining about this coronavirus and supporting destroying everyone’s lives to allegedly stop it. This is because gay faggots do not have strong immune systems. Whether you believe in HIV-AIDS or not (I do not, it’s obviously a hoax), it is clear that whether you test positive for HIV or not, if you’re a homo, you are one flu away from the grave, even if you look and feel healthy.

The sick weirdo and boy loving wizard Gandalf has been shilling the hoax like he is shilling for abolishing the age of consent since this thing started. It’s no surprise he is out there shilling the vaccine.


British actor Ian McKellen, who played the wizard Gandalf in the Lord of the Rings movies, said he was euphoric after receiving his first dose of the Pfizer COVID-19 vaccine and urged everyone who was offered the jab to accept it.

The state-run National Health Service (NHS), which is running Britain’s mass COVID vaccination programme, posted several pictures of McKellen, in a blue T-shirt and a rainbow striped scarf, giving a thumbs up as he received the shot.

He had to wear the scarf for the photo shoot.

Just in case you forgot that this man really, really likes to ram his penis into the anuses of young boys. He wanted to remind you.

“Why hello there, mate. My name is Gandalf. You may remember me for saving the hobbits, but what I would like for you to know about me is that I love to ram my penis into the anuses of young boys. I stuff it right in there, and use the anus to masturbate – then I inject my semen right up into their poop. Later in the day, when they take a poop, my semen will be all mixed in with it. That is my identity. It’s what I’m all about. It’s who I am, and you need to think about it every time you look at me. If you have a problem with that, sorry. You just need to get over it. Some people masturbate into the anuses of boys, okay? Deal with it. You also need to take this vaccine, or you’re evil.”

It’s a very special day. I feel euphoric,” McKellen, 81, was quoted as saying in one NHS post which he retweeted.

“I would have no hesitation in recommending it to anyone. I feel very lucky to have had the vaccination.”

Nearly 140,000 people have received their first dose of the Pfizer vaccine in Britain since roll out began on Dec. 8. People aged over 80 are in the highest priority group.

In Alaska, 144 people had the shot, and two of them were hospitalized due to their reaction to it. If that number held, it would mean that 2,000 people in Britain had been hospitalized after taking the vaccine.

It might not have been that many – but it wasn’t zero. And yet, we have zero reports. The government and media are colluding to cover up the complications with this vaccine.

Children need to stop looking up to Gandalf.

How about another wizard with the first syllable of his name “Gan”?

Can you think of any?

I’ll give you two hints:

  • He is not gay.
  • He does not do gay anal with men.

You guessed it:

A family friendly wizard, Ganondorf is confirmed not gay and confirmed anti-vax.

Straight up penis-in-vagina EXCLUSIVE for that wizard. He mixes his own potions.

He’s also against immigration.

Gandalf was a big faggot in the first place, helping manlets, pretty boys and women fight the one man who was attempting to bring order to Middle Earth.

Smoking Hoax

I just wanted to add: remember when they told you smoking cigarettes kills you?

What if I told you that an 81-year-old homosexual smoked cigarettes for more than 60 years and nothing happened?

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