May 12, 2016
The heroic crime-stopper George “Zim-Zam” Zimmerman is auctioning off the gun used to deliver swift and true justice to the criminal Black Trayvon Martin.
That’s right, friends: you can own a piece of history:
The day a hero rose to take justice into his own hands!
The day the fun stopped!
Zim-Zam is autioning the immortal Kel-Tec 9mm at gunbroker.com:
Prospective bidders, I am honored and humbled to announce the sale of an American Firearm Icon. The firearm for sale is the firearm that was used to defend my life and end the brutal attack from Trayvon Martin on 2/26/2012. The gun is a Kel-Tec PF-9 9mm. It has recently been returned to me by the Department of Justice. The pistol currently has the case number written on it in silver permanent marker. Many have expressed interest in owning and displaying the firearm including The Smithsonian Museum in Washington D.C. This is a piece of American History. It has been featured in several publications and in current University text books. Offers to purchase the Firearm have been received; however, the offers were to use the gun in a fashion I did not feel comfortable with. The firearm is fully functional as the attempts by the Department of Justice on behalf of B. Hussein Obama to render the firearm inoperable were thwarted by my phenomenal Defense Attorney. I recognize the purchaser’s ownership and right to do with the firearm as they wish. The purchaser is guaranteed validity and authenticity of the firearm. On this day, 5/11/2016 exactly one year after the shooting attempt to end my life by BLM sympathizer Matthew Apperson I am proud to announce that a portion of the proceeds will be used to: fight BLM violence against Law Enforcement officers, ensure the demise of Angela Correy’s persecution career and Hillary Clinton’s anti-firearm rhetoric. Now is your opportunity to own a piece of American History. Good Luck. Your friend, George M. Zimmerman ~Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum~
“Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum” is Latin for “if you want peace, prepare for war.”
We’re preparing, George.
You can believe that!
And what a guy – he’ll donate a portion to pro-gun activism!
Hopefully he uses the rest of the profits to buy bigger weaponry – maybe a tank!
Or a Viper attack helicopter!
Incredibly, both the BBC:
And The Guardian:
Are using the child picture of Trayvon in reporting on this story!
This is the hoax that keeps on hoaxing – four years later, they are still using this child photo – taken five years before the attack, when Trayvon was 12 – as if it was what he looked like when The Zim put him down!
Remember Obama citing the photo and saying “if I had a son, he’d look like Trayvon Martin”???
And remember the edited 911 call???
This was basically the biggest hoax since the Jew Holocaust, this reporting on the Trayvon case.
Here’s what he actually looked like when Zimmerman put him down:
Looked like a straight-up son of Obama indeed!
With the disparity between this child photo and what he looked like at the time, they might as well have used his baby photo!
Do you guys remember how crazy this got???
I am honestly shocked that the BBC and The Guardian – and I’m sure every other news outlet reporting this story – have the nerve to use that child photo at this point.
Buy This Gun
If you’re rich – as at least two people who read this site are – then consider making a bid and supporting Zim-Zam in his heroic mission to rid the streets of crime.
And just think of it – you could reenact the execution of Tray-Tray everyday! Or multiple times a day! If you have kids, you can take the clip out and let them reenact this most just act!
There’s already a growing trend of the old game “Cowboys and Indians” being played as “Zim-Zams and Tray-Trays” – imagine how happy your child would be to play with the real thing!
If you truly love your children, you will buy them this gun.
The greatest disappointment is that Zimmerman, being only 32-year-old, is not eligible to be Trump’s VP and get us that coveted Latino vote.
However, I’m going to lobby to have Zimmerman put in charge of HUD.
Because this is one Mexican who’s not getting deported!