July 13, 2019
The last guy who stormed Area 51 to try to get answers about the aliens was shot dead.
The solution is obviously hundreds of thousands storming the base at once.
Over 400,000 people have committed to a Facebook event pledging to “Storm Area 51” in September in an effort to “see them aliens.”
As of Friday, 416,000 people were listed as “going” to the planned raid, which event organizers say will take place on Sept. 20 at 3 a.m. An additional 428,000 people were listed as “interested.”
Attendees will supposedly meet at a nearby “tourist attraction” where they will “coordinate our entry.”
“If we naruto run, we can move faster than their bullets,” the event description said referencing a Japanese comic character known for his speed.
“Lets see them aliens.”
There have been already over 21,000 posts inside the event’s page, with some Facebook users posting “game plans” for how the siege would go including formations and “rock throwers.”
One user even wrote a disclaimer in the event that some people do show up in September.
“Hello US government, this is a joke, and I do not actually intend to go ahead with this plan. I just thought it would be funny and get me some thumbsy uppies on the internet. I’m not responsible if people decide to actually storm area 51.”
I don’t really think there are any aliens at Area 51. Nothing about any of that whole theory has ever actually made any sense to me.
But we do have this ongoing UFO phenomenon.
Even Tucker’s been talking about it.
Most likely – or rather, almost certainly – these are not aliens, but advanced crafts designed by the US military.
Which is… much more worrying than aliens.
If the US military has designed planes that appear to defy physics, what else have they designed?