February 2, 2018
There is a civil war raging within the ranks of the fairer sex.
The hot chicks are finally getting fed up with the frumpy chicks in charge of the feminist movement.
Formula 1 has decided to end its tradition of using ‘grid girls’, saying it was at odds with modern “societal norms.” However, some of the women are now protesting on social media, saying their role was grossly misrepresented.
F1 announced the demise of the tradition in a short statement on Wednesday. “While the practice of employing grid girls has been a staple of Formula 1 Grands Prix for decades, we feel this custom does not resonate with our brand values and clearly is at odds with modern day societal norms. We don’t believe the practice is appropriate or relevant to Formula 1 and its fans, old and new, across the world,” said Sean Bratches, managing director of commercial operations.
Now some women, whose current or past jobs have apparently been scrapped amid the broader heated debate over workspace sexual harassment, are venting their anger on social media. They say they have become victims of a misplaced eagerness to defend women’s rights.
“Ridiculous that women who say they are ‘fighting for women’s rights’ are saying what others should and shouldn’t do, stopping us from doing a job we love and are proud to do,” tweeted F1 grid girl Rebecca Cooper.
“Because of these feminists, they’ve cost us our jobs! I have been a grid girl for 8 years and I have Never felt uncomfortable!” said model Lauren-Jade Pope, with many more joining in with similar messages.
Feminism started as a union of fat, old and frumpy chicks who banded together to extract gibs from men.
Most women never really needed to unionize to extract gibs from men. Men give the gibs willingly to hot, young, fertile women.
But the fat chicks wanted a piece of the…pie lol, so they created feminism with the help of their friendly local Jews.
Now, the hot chicks are suffering from the Feminists crusade to get even and vent their discontent at being fat, damaged and ugly against the pretty members of the female sex who can just coast along in life on their looks.
But I’m not taking sides here.
Honestly, I have little sympathy for the grid girls. Being eye-candy for a bunch of fat, old, rich arab sheiks isn’t a job. They’re just doing a variation of the oldest profession on earth: prostitution.
And frankly, hot women deserve to suffer as well.
Hot women did nothing when their frumpy peers self-organized and started aggressively promoting feminism, because they figured that they stood to benefit as well.
And benefit they did. ALL women reaped the benefits of no-fault divorce, the end of “slut-shaming” and the complete disintegration of the patriarchy in exchange for the alpha fux, beta bux model.
I am a grid girl, I LOVE my job and I CHOOSE to do it! The issue at the moment is there are too many people being offended on behalf of people who are not offended at all!
— Hannah Louise (@Hannah_James_6) January 31, 2018
Its only now that fissures are appearing in the chick coalition.
It was inevitable that they would. A lot of women don’t want to shave their heads, put on hijabs and spend all their time virtue-signaling on social media.
Most hot women would rather live the way that hot women always have: leeching off a beta male provider who looks the other way while they fuck hotter, younger men on the side.
That’s the natural way of the universe.
And those Grid Girls had a sweet deal. They got their pick of the litter in terms of rich foreign men to buy them fancy shit, and then all day they’d be surrounded by sexy high-T drivers.
I’d be pissed that Feminists ruined the dream life for me too.
But frankly, I just can’t pretend to give a shit. They all had it coming.