Greta Lashes Out, Demands Immediate Changes to the Weather

Greta’s had enough.

She wants the government to take action and use machines to kill all plant life and turn the planet into a solid sheet of ice immediately.

She can’t wait any longer.

The Guardian:

Greta Thunberg has excoriated global leaders over their promises to address the climate emergency, dismissing them as “blah, blah, blah”.

She quoted statements by Boris Johnson: “This is not some expensive, politically correct, green act of bunny hugging”, and Narendra Modi: “Fighting climate change calls for innovation, cooperation and willpower” but said the science did not lie.

Carbon emissions are on track to rise by 16% by 2030, according to the UN, rather than fall by half, which is the cut needed to keep global heating under the internationally agreed limit of 1.5C.

Build back better. Blah, blah, blah. Green economy. Blah blah blah. Net zero by 2050. Blah, blah, blah,” she said in a speech to the Youth4Climate summit in Milan, Italy, on Tuesday. “This is all we hear from our so-called leaders. Words that sound great but so far have not led to action. Our hopes and ambitions drown in their empty promises.”

The Cop26 climate summit starts in Glasgow, UK, on 31 October and all the big-polluting countries must deliver tougher pledges to cut emissions to keep the goal of 1.5C within reach.

“Of course we need constructive dialogue,” said Thunberg, whose solo climate strike in 2018 sparked a movement of millions of young climate protesters. “But they’ve now had 30 years of blah, blah, blah and where has that led us? We can still turn this around – it is entirely possible. It will take immediate, drastic annual emission reductions. But not if things go on like today. Our leaders’ intentional lack of action is a betrayal toward all present and future generations.”

Imagine if a mentally retarded teenage girl was considered an important political figure in China.

Or anywhere else on earth, ever, throughout the entire history of the world.

I mean, the fact that climate change is a hoax is just the rapidly melting icing on top of an Asperger cupcake.

The core issue is that we live in a society where the opinions of a teenage girl are considered very important international headline news.

I mean – they are inviting her to give speeches as if she is some kind of important expert.

What even is this?

It is just totally inexplicable.