Governor Cunt Tries to Force President Tweety to Wear a Face Mask

Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer, who is known to fans as “Governor Cunt,” “The Iron Cunt” or “Mommy Cunt,” rules Michigan with an iron fist. She does not tolerate being questioned – not even by President Tweety himself.

The Iron Cunt has sent her henchman to explain to Tweety that in Michigan, she is the law, and her decrees cannot be questioned. Those who dare stand against the Iron Law of the Iron Cunt will pay the ultimate price.


Michigan’s attorney general said Wednesday that President Donald Trump has a “legal responsibility” — under state law — to wear a mask as a coronavirus precaution when he visits a Ford Motor Co. factory Thursday.

In an open letter to Trump, who so far has refused to wear a mask, Attorney General Dana Nessel wrote, “I ask that while you are on tour you respect the great efforts of the men and women at Ford — and across this state — by wearing a facial covering.”

Ford, whose Rawsonville Components Plant in Ypsilanti is set to host Trump on Thursday, has a policy of requiring masks there. The company said it has informed the White House about that policy.

But Ford also said Tuesday, “The White House has its own safety and testing policies in place and will make its own determination” about whether Trump and his party will wear masks during the visit.

Ford twice this week has briefly shuttered plants elsewhere after several workers tested positive for the coronavirus.

Asked Tuesday by reporters if he would wear a mask at the Ford facility, Trump at first said, “I don’t know.”

“It depends. In certain areas I would,” the president said. “So, we’ll see. Where it’s appropriate, I will.”

But Nessel, in her letter to Trump, wrote that the mask requirement “is not just the policy of Ford, by virtue of the Governor’s Executive Orders.”

“It is currently the law of this State.”

In Michigan, there is only one law: Cunt Law.

The White House had no comment about Nessel’s letter, which referenced the fact that a personal valet at the White House who served Trump recently tested positive for Covid-19. The president has repeatedly tested negative for the virus.

The letter said, “Michigan has been hit especially hard by the virus, with more than 50,000 confirmed cases and 5,000 deaths.”

“Anyone who has potentially been recently exposed, including the President of the United States, has not only a legal responsibility, but also a social and moral responsibility, to take reasonable precautions to prevent further spread of the virus,” Nessel wrote.

Nessel, who is of course a Jew lesbian, is a brutal cunt in her own right.

She rides for Ultra Cunt and she serves Cunt Law.

Cunt Law was delivered directly from the goddess of Vagina Mountain, and it brings brutal safety. A safety so merciless that it will break your very soul in half.

Mega-Cunt has abolished the Constitution completely in the state of Michigan, which means you’re not allowed to make decisions about anything you do in the state.

Everything must be safe – and only Cunt Law decides what is safe.

If you try to be unsafe, all hell will come down upon you.