June 29, 2017
Remember the 2016 reboot of Ghostbusters, which is best known for (a) having an all-female lead cast, and (b) losing $75 million at the box office because of it?
Yeah, me neither.
Anyway, the real spook in that film was Leslie Jones, a 400-pound Negress who makes the average Australian Aborigine look like a High Elf.
Think I’m exaggerating?
I am not exaggerating.
Like most Black actresses, Leslie Jones is a bit of a drama queen and has made international news several times for trivial reasons. In July 2016, for example, she chimped out when Internet Nazis sent her “racist” and “sexist” Tweets regarding her Ghostbusters role. She chimped out again at the beginning of 2017 when the subversive Jewish faggot, Milo Yiannopoulos, received a book deal with Simon & Schuster.
Then it was all quiet for while, giving us time to forget about the face that sank a thousand ships.
Suddenly, Leslie Jones is back in the headlines again. And it’s for an even more ridiculous reason than before!
Leslie Jones’ successful night hosting the BET Awards on Sunday took an inhospitable turn when her stay at a Los Angeles hotel was allegedly marred by racism.
The “Saturday Night Live” star tweeted to her more than 694,000 followers on Monday about having the “worst stay” at the Ritz-Carlton in downtown Los Angeles, near where the show took place, asserting that “they don’t like black people.”
The 49-year-old comic did not elaborate on her experience, and her reps did not immediately respond to The Times’ request for comment.
In an attempt to alleviate the situation, reps for the luxury hotel responded to the “Ghostbusters” actress’ accusatory tweet with a tweet of their own, saying they pride themselves on “providing excellent service to all” and were “very sorry to hear this.” The tweet also said they would look into the incident right away.
Wow was such a great night at the BET awards. But then had THE WORST STAY @RitzCarlton DO NOT STAY THERE!! THEY DONT LIKE BLACK PEOPLE!!
— Leslie Jones (@Lesdoggg) June 26, 2017
The funniest part about this story is that Jones didn’t state why the Ritz-Carlton “doesn’t like Blacks,” which has invited speculation as to what she did to incur their wrath. Personally, I like to think it was something classically niggerish, such as loudly quaffing malt liquor with friends until 5am or putting firecrackers down the toilet to see what happens.
Either way, it was probably something significant. Upmarket hotels like the Ritz-Carlton tend to walk on eggshells with Blacks at the best of times, so if Jones dindu nuffin, that nuffin must be somthin. And that’s assuming she didn’t make this whole thing up in the first place, which is possible.
These Blacks are just ridiculous. They should all be shipped back to Israel.