October 9, 2019
This stream is like watching one of those “dad plays GTA V” YouTube videos. Really, I mean, he had an entire car full of explosives and the door of the synagogue was wooden, so…
I am reading the media reports, and they’re all mentioning this video, yet none of them are reporting on the absolute level of low score failure that happened in this stream. It’s just 35 minutes of slapstick silliness, and it’s just incredible that they’re not mentioning how absurd the whole spectacle was. Shooting a random fat woman and his own tires out, missing everyone else he tries to shoot…
I’m now just assuming that the rest of these shootings are this big of disasters. Like remember in Poway, the synagogue shooting, he only shot one old person somehow. Even the Pittsburgh shooter only managed to get old people, even though it was a higher score. I’ve watched pro gaming champion Brenton Tarrant clear out an entire building of worship with sweeping ease.
Jews can definitely say “when the internet sends its gamers, they’re not sending their best…”
The media is also claiming that “white supremacists online” were cheering him. I don’t know what “white supremacist” sites they’re reading because they didn’t say. But I’m only seeing people complaining about how poorly done the stream was or calling him a fedcop shill.
I think it’s likely that both things are true. I think he is a real person who legitimately thought he was going on an Aryan rampage, and that he almost certainly had some kind of handler, at least on the internet and maybe in real life, telling him how to do this.
It’s also possibly incredibly suspicious that the cops took more than 15 minutes to show up after he’d done an assault on a synagogue. The most serious business for the German people is protecting Jews. Hans jumps when Shlomo says hop.
So you know, there is certainly room for questions in that response time. For sure.
Okay, so this entire thing was a total disaster.
Here is a play by play from Kiwi Farms:
3:30: Doesn’t start till 3:30min in. Everything before that is him fumblefucking with his mobile hotspot.
4-6:00: Plays a shitty rap song (I’m sure this inspired him to kill Jews for sure), after fumblefucking with a shotgun.
6:00: “Nobody expects the internet SS” still can’t fucking drive a car
7:00: Tosses a flashbang over the wall of the synagogue? Defeated by a stuck wooden door. He obviously has a low athletics skill.
8:00: We get to see his arsenal of explosive. Sweet jesus he should’ve driven in there and lit them all off and gone up like Hiroshima. NOTE: He still hasn’t done shit but throw a smoke bomb
8:30: Uses a bomb to open the door. Still fucking fails, should’ve brought thieves picks. Stupid barbarian.
9:00: Kills an old woman because he’s dumb. shoots the tires in his cars. Now he can’t get away.
10:00: Once again a door blocks his way and he can’t open it.
11:00: Attempts to 360 no scope some old dude who checks the body, fails at fucking pulling the trigger. Drops ammo everywhere. Old dude drives off.
11:30: Shoots a door in frustration. Door still stands.
13:00: Starts throwing bombs over the wall, they don’t go off.
14:00: with him failing to do jack shit he drives off listening to some weeb anime music, his tire is blown and you can hear it.
14:30: “Sorry guys I tried to kill some mutts and failed like the loserkin I am” You got that right Hans.
15:00: NEW SPOT! HE CAN DO IT! God this music sucks, like I’m at a bad japanese restaurant.
16:00: He throws another ‘bomb’ into a deli or something. An old woman looks at him in disbelief, he ignores her and starts shooting up the restaurant
16:10-30: He goes in tries to shoot the person working there, his gun jams, tries to shoot another old dude, gun jams. DROPS ANOTHER FUCKING MAGAZINE.
16:30-45: two employees hide behind a coke vending machine, he tries to shoot them, his gun jams. One runs away, the other cries. Crying dude was shot and killed. Shoulda ran like the other guy or hid behind a door.
17:30: throws his discarded magazine in frustration. Goes back to his car. We now have the same techno weeb shitty music.
18:15: Takes shotgun out from his car, aims at some rando, dude runs, he shoots him and fucking misses. GREAT AIM THERE HANS!
18:40: drops streaming cam upside down , gets in car and raves to the stream that he sucks and can’t shoot/hit shit, and is a failure. Drives off in his shitty car.
20:00: Tries to run down two more people with a shot gun, shoots at them, GUESS WHAT HAPPENED?!‽? If you said “He missed!” you’d be right. First sound of police sires in the distance
20:30-21:20: Goes back into restaurant, shoots dead employee again. I guess I was wrong there were two employees, just one. He hits the dead guy twice three times with shotgun blasts. +10XP
22:00: FINALLY THE ADULTS ARRIVE. Cops barricade both ends of the street and block him in. He shoots a shotgun at the cops that have to be 100+ feet away. Very effective use of ammo. Oh he’s using a homemade shotgun, no wonder it’s garbage. Shoulda bought a real one from all the refugees flooding his LOVELY country.
23:10: Now the cops are shooting at him. Thank christ.
24:oo He gets through the barricade (?). he’s driving somewhere now. Now apologies to everyone for being a shitty human being and a lousy marksman. Needs more levels in Ranger for sure.
27:45: You see he’s been injured in his neck? Not sure from what.
28:00: “So guys this was my action, I’m a complete loser, I will discard the smartphone.” Tosses phone out the window.
THE. FUCKING. END
Not the systematic killing machine I had heard so much about, that is for certain.
Okay so it is now confirmed that there was only one shooter.
That weird thing again where you think there are two but really there is only one. But the stream shows that there is only one.
Also, he apparently is German, given his name – Stephan Balliet.
Looks like only a fat woman and a Moslem at the kebab shop died.
No Jews at all.
Worse, the fat woman appears to just be a random white person on the street.
Obviously, we’re still figuring this out, I haven’t made it all the way through the stream yet. It has a lot of problems.
Fake guns and just running around… not good.
Anyway, if you’re wondering what the media and the governments are saying – they’re saying exactly what you thought they’d be saying.
Merkel is going to use this to justify an absolute crackdown.
I would be surprised if these lads didn’t have handlers in the form of some form of cops. They appear to be dumb kids who were just guided along into this. From the video, it is clear that they had absolutely zero plan.
Okay, have the stream here:
And there is a MEGA download here, but it’s so big (870 mb) you need to pay them to download it:
The solution is a torrent link, but download these if you can while they’re up. I’m working on a torrent.
Also, don’t download any weird torrents. It looks like someone is trying to pass off some shady fake ones, which probably contain child pornography (something that actually is illegal to download). The original twitch stream video was 00:35:53 long. So if any of the download links have videos shorter than that, they’re something different.
This GAMER UPRISING was streamed on Twitch.
Meaning it was definitely white people.
Plus, the guy is obviously white.
He might be Polish or Russian, but he’s not a Moslem. So it’s safe to assume that the other guy is also white.
This picture is being passed claimed to be from the guy’s Twitch account:
I can’t tell if that’s the same guy in the above pic. That isn’t from the stream itself, so it might not be correct. But it seems to check out. Looks Polish or Russian (could be German too though, this is not an exact science).
We don’t have any copy of the 35 minute Twitch stream, currently. It is of course getting deleted from everywhere, but we’ll get a torrent up soon I’m sure.
There are people talking about the stream on 4chan and such who appear to have watched it that are saying that the kids were not very well prepared at all.
They had homemade guns, when a lot of people are reporting that you can get real guns in Germany from Eastern Europe for prices that are not super expensive.
People are saying the kids should have waited to save up money for real guns.
Apparently they also didn’t seem to know what they were doing and shot some fat person by accident.
And they had some weird incident at the kebab shop.
Anyway, to those of you who think that guy’s face, or these Jews dying, is funny, I just have one thing to say to you lot:
There is absolutely nothing funny about epic aryan gamer streams and there certainly is nothing funny about Gelfling Supremacy movements.
Gelfling have a sacred duty to protect Skesis in their Crystal Tower, because Skeksis do so much for Gelfling.
Original article follows.
I guess all it took was the Joker movie to get that whole “Nazi Germany” thing back on track!
At least two people have been killed after gunmen opened fire outside a synagogue in Germany on Yom Kippur – the holiest day in Judaism.
One woman died after two attackers, believed to be wearing a military-style uniforms, opened fire with a submachine gun in the city of Halle, eastern Germany, on Wednesday morning.
A grenade was also thrown into the Jewish cemetery before the attackers fled, Bild reported. Several others were wounded and rushed to hospital.
Police have since arrested one suspect, and told people to ‘stay alert’ while the manhunt continues.
An image has emerged showing what is believed to be the gunman dressed in black tactical gear, wearing a helmet walking through the street holding a long gun – either a shotgun or a rifle.
Video believed to be taken around the same spot shows a figure dressed in black climbing out of a car and unloading several shots from what appears to be a shotgun.
— Michael Ziesmann (@M_Ziesmann) October 9, 2019
Each shot ejects a plume of grey smoke as the gunman stops to reload before firing again. Spent casings can be seen dropping to the ground behind him.
It is thought the attackers tried to flee in a taxi but were confronted by the driver and his wife, who were shot and have since been taken to hospital.
The attackers are then thought to have tried to flee on foot before one of them was arrested.
Konrad Rösler, a 28-year-old railway worker interviewed on German TV, said that he had been in a kebab shop when he saw a man with a helmet and military jacket launch the attack.
Rösler said the attacker threw a grenade at the shop, which bounced off the door frame, before he fired shots into the shop. He said he locked himself in the toilet and heard several more loud bangs before police arrived.
Speaking to NTV, a police spokesman said the motive of the suspect or suspects was not clear.
‘We don’t have any indication about the motive of this act.’
Sounds like the motive is that they hate Jews!
Might be that they hate them for no reason. Could also be that they hate them for their behavior.
Either way, attacking a synagogue is always sort of absurd looking to me. No normie understands what someone means when there is an attack on a synagogue, because a synagogue is a symbol of the Jewish religion and not one of the various power complexes that Jews are generally resented for.
If people were actually attempting to draw attention to Jewish power with a shooting like this, they would go after actual centers of Jewish power, such as banks, the media, lobbying groups, Jewish immigration groups, Soros-type academic groups, various other industries that Jews run, and so on.
That guy who shot up the Pittsburgh synagogue last year actually wrote about the Hebrew Immigrant Aid Society helping flood America with brown waste, then instead of shooting up HIAS, went and shot a bunch of old people at the local synagogue.
This one image of a corpse from the Halle shooting definitely shows that it’s an old person – again.
I don’t think these kinds of events are helpful at all either way, but you have to ask why it is that it is always random powerless people who end up shot in these shootings.
And especially just after Joker, when the protagonist was cheered on for killing Jew bankers.
Of course, maybe the shooters were Moslems.
I doubt it though. Moslems get higher death counts when they go in with guns. Plus the synagogue shooting is a right-wing meme now. And Moslems wouldn’t have the poetic taste to do it on Yom Kippur, the holiest Jew day and a day upon which they traditionally kidnapped and sacrificed a Christian child (and very likely still do in many districts).
The upshot of this is going to be a massive crackdown, of course. Even whilst Germany has nearly reached peak crackdown, they will figure out a way to shut it down further as they continue their journey to the crackdown singularity.
And that’s whatever. People can say that a crackdown might or might not lead to some or some other outcome. We don’t really know, because this is the first time in human history that a scientific control grid like we have now has ever been implemented. We are just going to have to wait and observe the sociological effects.
Our resident German believes this was likely a staged operation by German intelligence.
He gave the following response:
Attacking a synagogue is the biggest waste of time and absolutely worst optics.
This whole thing is most likely some glow nigger shit. I mean, these guys were heavily armed – they even had grenades – but failed to get into the fucking synagogue.
I don’t buy this.
And, surprise, surprise, now we have a new “Nazi terror attack” and everyone can forget about the Moslem with his truck rampage yesterday in Limburg. And all the other shit happening almost every week. Nazi Terror is our biggest threat!
Oh, and for the election in the neighboring state next week: I’m sure the attackers already donated to the AfD at some point.
I think that is as likely as anything else, at least on the face of it.
It is also possible that they were naive kids who were angry at Jews and wanted to be heroes but didn’t really think things through.