Germany: Flock of Sheep Advises Humans to Take Coronavirus Vaccine

Don’t take medical advice from Joe Rogan, you stupid moron.

Joe Rogan is a dumb idiot.

If you want real and legitimate medical advice, listen to the Jonas Brothers.

Or just ask a flock of sheep, dipshit.

They’re among the most intelligent and clear-minded livestock animals, and they know a thing or two about the safety and efficacy of these safe and effective vaccines.


Tasty bits of bread did the trick for about 700 sheep and goats to join Germany’s drive to encourage more people to get vaccinated against COVID-19.

The animals were arranged on Monday into the shape of a roughly 330-foot syringe in a field at Schneverdingen, south of Hamburg.

Shepherd Wiebke Schmidt-Kochan spent several days practicing with her animals, news agency dpa reported. But she said in the end, it wasn’t difficult to work things out — she laid out pieces of bread in the shape of the syringe, which the sheep and goats gobbled up when they were let out into the field.

Organizer Hanspeter Etzold said the action was aimed at people who are still hesitating to get vaccinated.

“Personally, I wasn’t going to take the vaccine because Joe Rogan told me not to. Then I heard this message from a flock of sheep, and headed on down to the vax center to jab it up and protect myself.”

There could be a metaphor here about sheep and vaccines.

But I can’t work it out.