Germany: 39-Year-Old Man So Fat His Blood Turned Into Milky Goo

Daily Stormer
March 5, 2019

I don’t know what’s more depressing – the fact that a man could degrade himself to such an extent, or the fact that society itself has degraded to the point where the common sense act of harpooning fat people is “weird” and “wrong” and even illegal!

Good thing I was already depressed from the get-go, so this doesn’t really matter.


An obese patient arrived at hospital with so many fatty molecules in his blood that it was thick and almost looked like milk.

The patient’s fatty triglyceride count was hitting 18,000 milligrams per decilitre36 times higher than the normal level of 150mg/dL.

This is what it looks like:

For those of you who don’t have a Ph.D in biology – blood is supposed to look like ketchup, not like mayonnaise.

The man was suffereing from nausea, vomiting, headaches and was losing consciousness – but the normal treatment couldn’t work as his fatty blood clogged up machines.

Wait a minute… I was told that fat people are just as healthy as normal people, and all of their problems come from capitalism, racism, patriarchy, sexism and some other stuff I can’t remember right now.

There’s literally hundreds of TEDtalking blobs on JewTube saying that:

Are you telling me all these strong independent womblobs who don’t need no diet are lying?

The 39-year-old’s blood was so thick with the fatty molecule that the German hospital’s plasmapheresis machine clogged up twice.

So the doctors turned to an ancient, largely unused treatment – bloodletting, Science Alert reports.

The intensive care team ended up withdrawing two litres of his blood and replacing it with saline solution, red blood cell concentrates and fresh frozen plasma.


That’s what I want society’s smartest people to use our resources on – making sure this dimwitted semi-human can live to eat another day.

All that shit about space travel and immortality and robot butlers – we don’t need all that.

We have Oreos and Twinkies and McDonald’s and all the other plastic shit masquerading as food – so now the priority has to be stuffing your face with as much of them as possible without dying.

I hate fat people…