We got one report on jobs that said fewer people are unemployed than the week before, and you know what that means: Donald Trump has put us on the road to recovery.
I think everyone expected that. What not everyone expected is that a little angel from heaven named George Floyd would be looking down on this Trump economy and smiling with joy at all the jobs people have.
Trump saw George up there in the clouds during a press conference, and he pointed it out.
He said: “We all saw what happened last week. We can’t let that happen. George is looking down and saying this is a great thing that’s happening for our country. A great day for him. It’s a great day for everybody. This is a great, great day in terms of equality.”
A great day indeed – especially in terms of equality.
Everything just really is so, so great.
The mean old grinch Joe Biden is mad about George showing up to bless Trump’s economy.
Just let us enjoy our happiness, Joe, as we gather together with the spirit of George Floyd to celebrate the great economy and all of the good times ahead.