Gay Star Wars Fan-Fiction Now Cannon

Adrian Sol
Daily Stormer
September 4, 2017

What have you queers done to my precious childhood memories?

Faggotry is like a dark force which surrounds us at all times. All things are subject to it’s influence, if they relax but for a minute, and become corrupted by its evil.

Is it stronger than fascism?


It’s faster, easier, more seductive. But not stronger.

After all, if you only give in to the faggotry, you’ll make a bunch of money, be socially accepted by all the right people, and your career with be launched into orbit. You may even influence the upcoming Star Wars movie. But you’ll sacrifice everything that makes us human: dignity, honor and spirit.

You must resist and stay on the right path.

When the night is cold and lonely, and your will is wavering, just remember this: once we win, we’ll destroy all copies of the Star Wars prequels and get Mel Gibson to direct the remakes.

This is history-making stuff I’m talking about here, folks.

Think about it. The Star Wars prequels, written and directed by Mel Gibson.

This is what we’re fighting for.

Screen Rant:

The new novel Leia: Princess of Alderaan by Claudia Gray includes a passage that heavily implies the character Amilyn Holdo (played by Laura Dern in The Last Jedi) is bisexual, which would make her the first openly LGBT individual seen onscreen in a Star Wars film. Diversity and representation is a hot button topic in the film industry these days, and Lucasfilm has been at the forefront of promoting it in big budget tentpoles. Their first two Star Wars movies in the Disney era – The Force Awakens and Rogue One – have starred female protagonists and given key roles to actors like John Boyega, Oscar Isaac, Diego Luna and Donnie Yen. One area where the galaxy far, far away has been lacking in some eyes, however, is highlighting LGBT characters.

They even made her into a purple-haired freak, too. I guess that’s realistic.

What the hell does carpet-munching and anal sex have to do with epic fantasy action movies? It’s as out-of-place as if characters discussed their BDSM fetishes in Lord of the Rings.

These retards are destroying the narrative and atmosphere of their franchise, just for a little occasion to shove perversions down the throat of nostalgic fans.


But what else can you expect out of Disney?

How Disney handles its fans.

Those who have been involved in making the modern films – like Episode VII helmsman J.J. Abrams – have expressed their interest in seeing an LGBT figure in the Star Wars universe, and while some have been shown in other corners of franchise canon (such as the novels), none have been part of the movies yet. That is seemingly set to change this December with the release of The Last Jedi, which marks the big screen debut of the Resistance’s Vice Admiral Holdo.

In the book (which is set prior to the events of A New Hope), there is a moment where Leia and Holdo are having a conversation, joking about the possibility of an interspecies relationship:

“A pair of pretty dark eyes.” Then Amilyn thought about that for a moment. “Or more than a pair, if you’re into Grans. Or Aqualish, or Talz. Or even – ”

“That’s all right! Leia said through laughter. “It’s just humanoid males for me.”

“Really? That feels so limiting.”

“Thank goodness it’s a big galaxy.”

A professional writer came up with this dialogue? Lol.

Disney, a company owned and operated by Jews, is holding all of America hostage in their terrorist plot to promote man-on-man anal to children nation-wide.

How is this even legal?

Don’t beloved franchises have rights, too?

Or is that limited to perverts and brown people now?

A resistance must rise to fight against the threat of the evil Disney empire.