March 1, 2016
The wetback Marco is rapidly showing himself to be even more of a scumbag than the wetback Rafael.
Yesterday, he came out and said Trump has a small dick.
Does this seem, like, really weird to anyone else?
Maybe it’s not that weird. He is gay, after all.
“He’s always calling me ‘little Marco,’” Rubio said. “I’ll admit he’s taller than me. He’s like 6’2’’, which is why I don’t understand why his hands are the size of someone who’s 5’2’’. Have you seen his hands? And you know what they say about men with small hands?”
Classy, Marco. Real classy.
I kinda hope he continues on with this argument. Maybe he’ll bring it up in the debates. He can memorize something and repeat it over and over.
Along with the dick thing, Rubio has also mocked Trump’s hair and his alleged spray-tan.
When questioned about this bizarre behavior by the New York Times, a Rubio advisor said: “We came to the conclusion that if being a part of the circus is the price you have to pay in order for us to ultimately be able to talk about substantive policy, then that’s what we’re going to do.”
So: “Nobody was paying attention to us when we were trying to explain away the gang of eight amnesty conspiracy, so we decided to start talking about Trump’s dick.”
That is some wacky stuff.