Galactic Corona: Economy Already Collapsed – You’d Best Start Stocking Up on Toilet Paper, Lad

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
March 9, 2020

The Coronapocalypse has gone galactic.

Strap in and get ready to rock and roll, because you are going to die.

If you thought the worst had only just begun – you were right.

The US kill count is now at 22.

Remember:

  1. You are going to die
  2. Stock up on toilet paper

That’s really all you need to know.

But let me tell you some other things.

Stocks are Going Way Bad

This was predictable.

Everyone except “Mister Stockmarket” AKA “I’m a Big Dumb Orange Retard” predicted this.

They’re saying “the worst since 2008,” but what that actually means is “much worse than 2008,” which means we’re basically going to die.

The Guardian:

Stock markets in Europe and the United States are braced for their biggest falls since the global financial crisis after the start of the trading week saw panic selling amid the double threat of a coronavirus-driven global recession and an oil-price war.

The FTSE100 is projected to plunge by more than 7% when trading begins on Monday morning, while the Dow Jones industrial average is on course to lose 4.9% in New York.

It follows huge losses on Asian markets on Monday where fears about the worsening worldwide economic slowdown were exacerbated by the shock decision by Saudi Arabia over the weekend to increase oil production in an attempt to drive competitors such as Russia and the US out of the market.

The price of Brent crude oil fell nearly 30% to $21.14 on Monday, its biggest single fall since the start of the first Gulf war in 1991. Some experts predicted that it could fall even further unless the Saudis and Russians returned to the bargaining table.

LOL.

Russia is like “oh, you’ve got a virus? That sucks for you. Also, we’re gonna go ahead and refuse to work with the Saudis and get them to slash prices.”

Finally, Russia is able to take some REVENGE.

But yeah seriously though – this is going to be the worst recession ever in history, probably, but it doesn’t really matter because you’ll be dead anyway LOL.

Trump’s entire “at least I did the stock market” campaign strategy is now off the table.

But hey, at least CNN didn’t call him a racist.

So it’s really a win.

Even if everyone dies.

At least Boomer-in-Chief can’t be called a racist.

Oregon Declares State of Emergency

The latest emergency!

KDRV:

Governor Kate Brown has declared a State of Emergency due to the spread of COVID-19 in Oregon.

Governor Brown made the announcement at a press conference in Portland at 11:00 a.m. on Sunday. Governor Brown says she made the decision after consulting with the Oregon Health Authority. Governor Brown said “I can also assure you that local and state health officials are working around the clock to address this crisis”.

This comes after both New York and Washington have declared states of emergency.

Ted Cruz is Quarantining Himself After CPAC Contact

The first honest thing Lyin’ Ted ever did.

It probably isn’t an honest thing and is just a publicity stunt, but I think we all hope he gets the virus and dies.

Another member of Congress followed Ted’s lead.

If they all quarantine themselves, the government will have to shut down!

Bernie Says the Vaccine Should be Free

Meanwhile, Joe Biden thinks things being free is a bunch of malarkey.

Where do you stand?

It wasn’t free for Joe Biden to bring down Cornpop, so why should it be free for you to bring down Corona?

Report From Vegas

A reader has offered a report from Las Vegas.

The homeless niggers here are sick with the virus. They are to scared to go to the hospital because they think they will get locked up and unable to get back to The Vegas Strip where their drugs and bitches are at. So, they just lurk around here on The Vegas Strip where visitors are at, and ride the bus that the visitor ride…Infecting everyone. I am sure those who come to Vegas will take home more than they bargained for.

Niggers are also stealing the toilet paper out of the casino restrooms. They walk in with plastic bags, and unroll the entire stall toilet paper in the bag then leave. Casino just turns a blind eye to all of that.

Vegas will soon be a nuclear red hotspot for the virus. I already know that they have many infected patients at Nellis AFB, cause they are moving them from the regular hospital to that location for quarantine. This place is going to be a graveyard soon…Don’t come here unless you want to get infected.

This toilet paper thing is not just a meme. Everyone on earth apparently has decided, independently of each other, that after the apocalypse toilet paper will be the new currency.

I don’t know why.

State Department Issues Warning to Stay Off Cruise Ships

I have no idea why you would need to be warned about this, but I guess it speaks to the average IQ of the average cruise ship user.

The government should have told stupid people not to subject themselves to this humiliation decades ago.

Vietnam’s “High Command of Chemicals” is Going Buckwild

Of course Asian militaries have a “High Command of Chemicals.”

Getting caught in that is a helluva lot worse for your health than getting Corona, I can tell you that.

UK Supermarkets Now Rationing Stocks

There is nothing left to ration.

Daily Mail:

Tesco has begun rationing the amount of pasta, baked beans and hand sanitiser per customer to stop shelves being stripped amid coronavirus fears.

In a move to ensure the supermarket has enough supply, they have decided to limit the amount of dry pasta, UHT milk and baked bean tins that each customer can purchase.

As well as the frequently purchased disaster goods, the store has decided to limit antibacterial gels, wipes, sprays and children’s cold medicine, Calpol.

Tesco confirmed that shoppers would be limited to five items on Saturday, adding that they would apply to online orders from tomorrow.

The decision comes after shoppers were seen stripping supermarket aisles bare across the country, with footage emerging of frantic stockpilers pushing trolleys piled high with toilet rolls and forming huge queues.

The panic sweeping UK supermarkets this weekend comes as the country saw its highest daily jump in coronavirus cases today, leaping by 62 to a total of 273.

The time for stocking up has long passed.

Now is the time to DIE.

New York AG Orders Televangelist to Stop Promoting Miracle Cure

This is basically the first instance of a wartime measure, because they’re limiting freedom of speech and freedom of the expression of religious beliefs.

Yes, it’s a scam, and it’s dangerous, but this is still suspending the First Amendment, which is a serious first step towards martial law. Granted, it is only in New York.

The Independent:

A Christian televangelist has been ordered by New York’s attorney general to stop promoting a “cure” for the coronavirus to the public.

The cease-and-desist letter was sent to the Jim Bakker Show after it had naturopathic doctor Sherrill Sellman as a guest on 12 February.

During the show, the doctor was asked if her $125 “Silver Solution” sold online would work against the coronavirus.

“Let’s say it hasn’t been tested on this strain of the coronavirus,” Ms Sellman said, “but it’s been tested on other strains of the coronavirus and has been able to eliminate it within 12 hours.”

Mr Bakker went on to promote the Silver Solution on his own website.

Lisa Landau, the chief of the state Attorney General’s Health Care Bureau, sent the cease-and-desist letter on 3 March, giving Mr Bakker 10 days to comply or potentially face a $5,000 fine per violation.

“Your show’s segment may mislead consumers as to the effectiveness of the Silver Solution product in protecting against the current outbreak,” Ms Landau wrote.

“Therefore, any representation on the Jim Bakker Show that its Silver Solution products are effective at combating and/or treating the 2019 novel coronavirus violates New York law,” she added.

They are soon going to have to start ordering everyone to stop “disinforming.” They legitimately don’t have a choice, but I have to believe that this will be used for negative purposes.

If You Don’t Have One of These…

If you don’t have a rural property hidden away somewhere with this thing built underneath it:

Then at this point, your only option is to become a raider.

You need to load up on weapons and be prepared to use RAPE as a weapon to strike FEAR into those you will prey upon.

But whatever you do, do not name your killing bat, because that is cringe. Also, just don’t play it so over the top, or the ratings for your raider gang will drop RAPIDLY.

Remember to keep everything reasonable, and if you go too far and your raiding gang is simply about shock violence, your team will get BORED.

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The only thing I can advise you to do at this point is do whatever in your capacity to acquire as much toilet paper as is humanly possible.

Beg, steal or borrow. Or kill and murder.

Just get the toilet paper, kid.

Wait, my bad – wrong meme.

It’s this one.

You are NOT going to regret spending these last weeks before the complete collapse of society amassing an empire of toilet paper.

After the end, when everyone is starving, the number one thing they’re going to be looking for is toilet paper.

If you have the largest stocks, you will decide the future.

As for me?

I’m going to Texas to rescue the princess, communist Mario style.

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