January 29, 2016
The full rally:
Though Megyn [sic] Kelly has won the competition for the stupid bitch yet award and probably ended her career, and Ted Cruz has finally destroyed any remaining chance he had to stump the Trump, the biggest losers last night were the advertisers who paid in advance some insane super-bowl tier cost for commercial slots during the GOP debate no one watched.
Conversely, the biggest winners was the Donald, but that doesn’t mean much because this guy does literally nothing but win, all day every day. So more relevant perhaps are the second biggest winners, Mike Huckabee and Rick Sanatorium, who came out to show their support for the Donald’s rally and thus bask in a bit of his glow. Obviously, they have realized where this is going, and they want cabinet positions.
For anyone who cares, here’s the failed GOP debate.