Full House Actor Bob Saget Dead at 65 – No Cause Given

I wish the 1990s would have lasted forever. I don’t care how Jewish they were. I just want to go back to the 1990s, and stay there for all eternity.

You can’t just say “VAX VAX VAX” every time some seemingly healthy famous person dies at a relatively young age.

Well, you can do that. And most of the time you would probably be right. I mean – just look at all of these young, healthy famous people dying all the time. Then check the rise in “all cause mortality.”

But despite his fame as the wholesome father on that wholesome sitcom, the Jew Bob Saget was a member of the degenerate comedy scene, and there’s a possibility he had a history of cocaine use, which means a death at 65 is not out of the ordinary, even if he hadn’t been doing cocaine for a while.

Basically, every minute you’re on cocaine, you’re using two minutes of your life. Other wording: every minute you’re on cocaine takes a minute off of your total life expectancy.

Of course, there’s no evidence Bob did cocaine, and it was probably the vax.

New York Post:

Beloved comedian and “Full House” star Bob Saget has died at the age of 65, officials said Sunday.

The actor was found dead in his hotel room at the Ritz-Carlton in Orlando, according to the Orange County Sheriff’s Department. A cause of death has not been revealed, but officials said there was no sign of foul play.

“Earlier today, deputies were called to the Ritz-Carlton Orlando, Grande Lakes for a call about an unresponsive man in a hotel room. The man was identified as Robert Saget & pronounced deceased on scene,” the department wrote in a statement.

Detectives found no signs of foul play or drug use in this case,” officials said, adding #BobSaget to the tweet.

I’m glad they added the hashtag and I’m glad the Post decided to mention they added the hashtag.

There’s a lot to feel good about so far in 2022.

Also: no, he hadn’t gotten really fat.

This is a recent picture:

It was probably the vax.

I mean, just – Occam’s Razor here, folks.