August 9, 2017
It’s a love truck baby. Get on it, or shut up and just die, inshallah.
Mama Merkel always said vibrancy is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.
Gang-raped, shot, stabbed, blown-up, kicked down a flight of stairs or run over by a truck.
Police opened fire on a man suspected to be connected to the Wednesday vehicle attack in a Paris suburb that left six soldiers injured, an attack French police believe may have had a terror motive.
An official said police began shooting when the arrest turned violent. The man was stopped as police were hunting for the car, believed to be a BMW, that was involved in the attack.
The man, who was not immediately identified, was arrested on a highway north of Paris hours after a driver rammed a car into a crowd of soldiers, leaving at least three of the six hit with serious injuries — though they were believed to be non-life threatening. Two French officials told The Associated Press it was too early to say for certain the man was the driver.
The soldiers were part of the 35th infantry regiment in the suburb of Saint-Mande and were leaving their barracks just after 8 a.m. when the attack occurred. France’s Interior Minister Gerard Collomb told reporters the driver targeted the soldiers in a calculated car attack.
Nadia LeProhon, a witness, told The Associated Press she heard a loud crash outside her building and rushed outside to see two soldiers on the ground. Other soldiers ran after the speeding car, shouting “After him! Follow that car!”
“I’ll never forget that scream — a scream of pain and distress,” LeProhon said.
Are you sure it wasn’t a scream of peace?
Islam is a religion of peace, so it would make sense if expressions of Islam caused “peace screams.”
The motive of the attack is still unknown, though local mayor Patrick Balkany said the incident had “without any doubt” been deliberate.
“It’s an odious act of aggression,” he told BFM-TV.
And you just gave me the name of my next album, Mayor Balkany.
Yes, one of the primary concept artists from Blizzard Entertainment’s 2008 hit game Diablo III designed the cover.
It is a barbarian, reflecting my own class choice in RPG games. Because spells and mana and hot keys and shit – I don’t even know what the fuck any of that shit is. You catch me playin an ARPG, you gonna clicking approximately one button.
That’s just the way I choose to live my life.
And the way I choose to rock n’ roll.
Authorities have opened an investigation into the incident, which they believe had a terrorist motive. Paris’ prosecutor’s office said it aimed at pursuing the perpetrators on charges of attempted murder of security forces in connection with a terrorist enterprise.
Defense Minister Florence Parly condemned the attack, calling it “a cowardly act with the utmost firmness.”
The service members were part of Opération Sentinelle, an anti-terrorism operation that was created after the 2015 Charlie Hebdo massacre in Paris. The mission’s aim is to protect civilians.
Wait wait wait – what’s going on here again?
I just got caught up thinking about myself as a heavy metal band frontman and then thinking about Diablo III. The I started thinking about the fact that there is a rerelease of the original Starcraft WITH FULL MODERN BNET LADDER PLAY coming out IN FIVE DAYS.
Prepare to rediscover a classic. StarCraft: Remastered upgrades Blizzard Entertainment’s original sci-fi real-time strategy game and its acclaimed expansion, StarCraft: Brood War, from beginning to end. Experience the intergalactic battle between the terran, protoss, and zerg with improved graphics and audio…and the same classic gameplay that made StarCraft a global phenomenon.
FULL GRAPHICS REDUX:
They had a YUGE launch party in Seoul.
WE REQUIRE MORE VESPENE GAS
UNACCEPTABLE WARP LOCATION
NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED
Then I started thinking about why they haven’t added Warcraft III to the modern BNET system, since it is a totally different game, and it wouldn’t really take very much energy to do that, and I think a lot of people would like to play it.
Who could have predicted such a thing?
Also: isn’t it politically incorrect to say “terrorism” now?
I thought spontaneous enrichment was now called “appeared to be suffering from mental illness”?