Finally: Trader Joe’s is Changing the Names of Their Racist Foods That Target Minorities

Trader Joe’s is a haven for violently unhinged racist psychopaths to buy hate-filled snacks that sound healthy but actually aren’t really at low, low prices.

It’s purely disgusting.


Responding to calls for Trader Joe’s to stop labeling its international food products with ethnic-sounding names, the grocery store chain said it has been in a yearslong process of repackaging those products and will soon complete the work.

In the latest call to re-name racially-charged brands and logos, nearly 1,000 people have signed an online petition urging the retail giant to rename products labeled “Trader Ming’s,” “Trader José,” or “Trader Giotto’s” to refer to Chinese, Mexican or Italian food, respectively, SFGate reported.

The petition said the labels perpetuate harmful stereotypes.

“The Trader Joe’s branding is racist because it exoticizes other cultures – it presents ‘Joe’ as the default ‘normal’ and the other characters falling outside of it – they are ‘Arabian Joe,’ ‘Trader José,’ and ‘Trader Joe San,’ the petition states.

The company said in a statement that it decided several years ago to use only the Trader Joe’s name on its products and has been in the process of updating the ethnic-sounding labels.

“While this approach to product naming may have been rooted in a lighthearted attempt at inclusiveness, we recognize that it may now have the opposite effect – one that is contrary to the welcoming, rewarding customer experience we strive to create every day,” company spokeswoman Kenya Friend-Daniel said.

Kenya Friend-Daniel ain’t no Friend-Daniel of mine.

She is supposedly black, but her beautiful black skin hides true ugliness underneath. It hides her black soul. Or should I say… white soul. The evil whiteness is deep within, and I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s a white supremacist hiding in a silicon suit, a threat we recently learned about in Chicago.

In fact, she looks quite a bit like the famous neo-Nazi Richard Spencer in blackface. They share the same sunken, dead-eyes and lifeless gaze, the same fake hair, the same blotchy skin, the same mustache.

This bitch is one sick puppy.

I can’t believe it took valiant social justice warriors this long to get around to racist Trader Joe’s food names.

Here are the “funny” names of some of the foods they were selling:

  • Slant-Eyed Gook Gambler Whole Grain Rice Cakes
  • Slope Gook Hooker Sucky Sucky Cane Sugar Lollipops
  • Yellow-Toothed Dog-Eating Chink Sea Salt Chickpea Snacks
  • Pan-Faced Gook All Natural Whole Wheat Pancake Mix
  • Blue-Gummed Nigger All-Natural Flaxseed Crackers
  • Stinking Crackhead Nigger Who Takes a Shit on the Sidewalk Organic Almond Milk
  • Filthy Nigger Animal Organic Fish Sauce (No MSG)
  • Machete-Wielding Psychopathic Nigger Brute Organic Low Fat Pumpkin Yogurt
  • 80 IQ Nigger Affirmative Action Hire Organic Norwegian Crisp Bread with Oat Bran
  • AIDS-Riddled Tranny Nigger Murder Victim Rosemary and Sea Salt Almond Flour Crackers
  • Stupid Boot-Lipped Nigger Drive-By Shooter Vegan Cream Cheese-Style Spread (Made from Almond Milk)
  • Greasy Nigger Murderer Zinc-Enriched Whole Wheat Raisin Bran
  • MS-13 Wetback Gang-Member Non-GMO Gluten Free Stoneground Wheat Crackers
  • Elder-Abusing Pajeet Fake Tech Support Scam Artist Classic Ranch Cauliflower Crisps
  • Stinking Paki Internet Masturbator Chewy Fruit Snacks with Real Fruit
  • Bulbheaded Somalian Ape Fake Refugee Welfare Fraudster Vegetarian Gluten Free Cauliflower Crust Cheese Pizza
  • Drunken Meth-Smoking Prairie Nigger 100% Organic Virgin Coconut Oil
  • Disease-Riddled Cholo Hooker Free Range Eggs
  • Towelheaded Haji Terrorist Vegan Taco Mix (Non-GMO Soy & Preservative Free)
  • Islamic Pedophile Rape Gang All Natural Almond & Chocolate Granola Bars
  • Sweaty Arab Pederast Naturally Delicious Crunchy Seaweed Chips
  • Dangerous Paki Uber Driver Rapist Organic Coconut & Sesame Fruit & Seeds Snack Bar
  • Eskimo Slut’s $5 Blowjob Organic Spinach Ricotta Lasagna
  • Greedy Hook-Nosed Kike Landlord 100% Organic Roasted Almonds
  • Lying Jew Journalist 15 Minute Tikka Masala Curry Mix
  • Rat-Faced Israeli Jew Baby-Killer Lightly Salted Coconut Crisps (No Sugar)
  • Shifty-Eyed Communist Jew Terrorist Cassava Flour Tortillas
  • Laughing Kike Gun-Grabbing Globalist Pop Corn Mini Cakes
  • Smiling Pedophile Rabbi Pumpkin Spice Bites
  • Money-Laundering Kike Diamond Merchant Organic Zucchini Veggie Noodles
  • Satanic Blood-Drinking Jew Ritual Child-Murderer Naturally Gluten Free Crunchy Chocolate Chip Cookies

That was happening.

In 2019.

I mean in 2020.

And you’re going to tell me America isn’t a racist country? Give me a damn break.