February 25, 2016
We’ve got a debate tonight. And we just added an interesting dimension: the end of Marco “Miami Foam Party” Rubio.
The gay Cuban peasant stank of sweat and burritos as he hobbled on stage to announce his own suicide…
At an energetic rally in Houston, Rubio targeted Trump on Obamacare and Israel, charging Trump “thinks parts of Obamacare are pretty good” and that he’s refused to come to Israel’s defense.
“The front-runner in this race, Donald Trump, has said he’s not going to take sides on Israel versus the Palestinians because he wants to be an honest broker,” Rubio said. “Well, there is no such thing as an honest broker in that. Because the Palestinian Authority, which has strong links to terror, they teach little kids that it’s a glorious thing to kill Jews.”
The Jews are the good guys, goyim!
God’s chosen baby-killers!
Seriously though, it’s a pretty good place for Rubio to hit. Because Trump needs the support of evangelical whackjobs. He also needs to not alienate the rest of the country which understands that support Jew-Israel is an insane move for this country, and simply drags us into endless wars.
Obviously, if Trump is President, he’s not going to keep pandering to these Jews, fighting their insane wars for them, sending them billions of dollars. But he can’t tell the braindead evangelicals that.
Rubio also alluded to Trump’s claim that he can leave foreign policy details murky because he’ll simply bring in the best advisers, telling the crowd, “We cannot have a commander-in-chief that is not ready the first day in office.”
“You can’t just say, the way some people in this race have said — you’ll probably know what I’m talking about in a moment — you can’t just say, ‘Well, when I get there I’ll hire the smartest people and they’re going to tell me what to do,'” Rubio said.
“The smartest people are already there. They’re already telling the president what he should be doing. He’s ignoring it. You deserve to know exactly what the next commander-in-chief is going to do,” Rubio said.
On Wednesday night, Rubio’s communications team took the fight to Trump off-stage as well, with spokesman Joe Pounder suggesting Trump is complicit in the same “dirty tricks” he and Rubio have been attacking the Ted Cruz campaign for over the past few weeks.
Pounder called on Trump to repudiate a robocall reportedly telling voters in Vermont and Montana to not vote for “a Cuban, vote for Donald Trump.”
“This is the lowest form of campaigning, and is the exact same type of dirty tricks Donald Trump has been decrying for weeks now,” Pounder said.
Yeah, he probably did that. But that isn’t a “dirty trick.”
It is no different than “don’t vote for a self-made billionaire, vote for Marco Rubio.”
After all, Marco Rubio is a Cuban, is he not?
He sure as hell isn’t a White American.
Also, he’s always got a really stupid look on his face.
What’s the deal?
He appears to be a low IQ (but generically handsome) homosexual wetback who memorizes and repeats things.
And he thinks he can stump the Trump?
The decision to take on Trump is a notable shift from just hours earlier, when Rubio was pressed on the “Today” show Wednesday morning about why he had, for weeks now, avoided a direct confrontation with the GOP front-runner.
“I didn’t run for office to tear up other Republicans,” Rubio said, adding that he had only been attacking Cruz because “I’m responding to Ted Cruz,” who has been clashing with Rubio for weeks on immigration reform and other policy issues.
“If I’m attacked, I’m going to respond and set the record straight,” Rubio said.
We’ve got a debate tonight!
Not going to have to wait long to see how Trump responds to this queer burrito person!
Ultimately, it doesn’t matter what Trump even says. Trump’s personality and oratory skills are so many thousands of times superior to Robo Rubio that anyone watching it is just going to see a dominant alpha male crushing a weak pansy.
As is our new best custom on this site, we’ll have a live thread on the Stormer BBS during tonight’s debate. It’s a very fun time, and if you haven’t been joining us, you should tonight. I’ll open up the thread a couple hours before the debate starts, we’ll have all the livestreams linked.
You have to bring your own booze, but we provide the keks.