June 13, 2019
Two Japanese oil tankers have been bombed – or something – while the Ayatollah of Iran was in a meeting with the Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe.
The Jewnited Snakes of Kikemerica is saying Iran did the attacks!
US Secretary of State Mike Pompeo has said Washington believes Iran is behind the attack on two Japanese tankers in Gulf of Oman. He believes Tehran wants to end “successful maximum pressure campaign” of Washington’s sanctions.
“This is only the latest in the series of attacks instigated by the Republic of Iran and its surrogates against American allies and interests. They should be understood in the context of four years of unprovoked aggression against freedom-loving nations,” Pompeo said.
Earlier on Thursday, two oil tankers, identified as Marshall Islands-flagged Front Altair and the Panama-flagged Kokuka Courageous, were rocked by explosions in the Gulf of Oman. There’s so far little information on what actually happened, but one of the vessels was reportedly hit by a torpedo. Iran said it had rescued 44 sailors from the distressed tankers and called the incident “suspicious.”
Pompeo didn’t provide any proof for his claims, but reminded reporters that back in April Iran threatened to interrupt the flow of oil through the Strait of Hormuz.
He listed a series of incidents in the Middle East, including the attack on tanker ships at port in the United Arab Emirates, that US has blamed on Iran. There has been no proof offered by the US that Tehran is behind the attacks, and Iran denies any involvement.
Pompeo, however, claimed that Tehran was “lashing out” at Washington’s “successful maximum pressure campaign” which has consisted of several layers of sanctions.
US ambassador to the UN Jonathan Cohen has been instructed to bring up “Iran’s attacks” in the UN Security Council session on Thursday afternoon.
Christ have mercy on us all.
We are rolling straight into this.
There is absolutely zero chance that this was an Iranian attack. It is 100% pure hoaxery.
And the fat fuck Mike Pompeo is behind it. This is the guy President Kushner’s Mossad handler picked to start this war.
He might not be the smartest guy in the room, but you can be sure he’s the fattest.
You can never trust a fat person. Everyone has flaws, but a fat person is willing to put their lack of self-control on full display, without normal human shame.
How many times did I say they were going to do this? I said it over and over and over again. This is the same stupid playbook. They start saying people are a threat, they pump it up, then they do a fake event to justify their own claims.
What purpose would Iran have in attacking Japanese boats? Are you insane? How stupid do these people think we are?
They’re saying they didn’t do it.
Suspicious doesn't begin to describe what likely transpired this morning.
Iran's proposed Regional Dialogue Forum is imperative.
— Javad Zarif (@JZarif) June 13, 2019
If they did it, and it’s absolutely prima facie that they did it (because they are purposefully trying to start a war with America for some unknown reason), why would they lie?
What kind of weird flex is it to invite someone to a friendly meeting with you – a meeting that is very important, convincing a close ally of the US that they are not a threat would be a huge deal – and then bomb their ships while they’re in your country?
Literally an hour before the news breaks about the ships, we’re hearing about the meeting.
Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe has called on Iran to play a role in ensuring peace in the Middle East.
Mr Abe is in Tehran, hoping to ease tensions between Iran and the US.
He is the first Japanese prime minister to visit Iran in four decades and is due to meet Supreme Leader Ayatollah Khamenei.
Iran has been angered by sweeping US sanctions imposed after President Trump abandoned a deal in which the Iranians agreed to curb their nuclear programme.
What it looks like is that they were literally in the meeting together at the exact time the ships were bombed.
Who would want to bomb the Japs for engaging in talks with Iran, I wonder?
This makes a lot more sense as a Jewish threat to anyone who wants to engage Iran, as well as a pretext for further escalation of the Kushner Administration’s march to war.
And they’re just openly saying they don’t have evidence?
What exactly are the chances that the US isn’t tracking every single Iranian sea vessel in the Strait of Hormuz, using all types of futuristic technology?
I guess it doesn’t matter how fucking stupid these Jews and fat people think we are, because they already banned anyone who is going to call this out from the internet.
On top of that, there is an active shilling effect.
Alex Jones is actually shilling.
He is literally saying “maybe Iran did it tho?” because he’s trying to get uncensored and thinks he can maybe get it if he grovels like a servant whelp.
Look at this jacket he’s wearing.
Fuck, fuck, fuck that jacket, Alex.
If Alex Jones – who literally asserts anything that happens is a hoax by default – is already banned but thinks if he’s on good behavior and supports a war he might get unbanned, what do you think everyone who isn’t banned yet is thinking now?
They know they are going to get banned for calling this out.
This is why you have free speech in the first place: so the government can’t do whatever it wants without being questioned.
The “right to petition the government for the redress of grievances” – as in “I am aggrieved that you are hoaxing bombings of Jap ships in order to start a war for the Jews, and petition that you redress this grievance” – was in the Magna Carta – in 1215 AD!
But we can’t petition for a redress of any grievances, because in 2019, libertarianism – a bizarre ideology that was not taken seriously before the 1980s – is more important than the Bill of Rights.
All publishing capacity is privately owned, and a private company can do anything they want to you, so you can’t publish anything. But you still have freedom of speech technically, because you can still go out in the street and say things.
You’d just better hope DeAndre Harris doesn’t show up and attack you with a bat.
Because if that happens, you’ll have to go to prison.
At this point, it is all just simply exhausting.
But here we are.
This is the first big test of the censorship regime:
Can the Kushner Administration get away with starting a war with Iran based on the stupidest fake news story I’ve ever heard?