Evil Snapchat Developers Conspired to Ruin our Streaks

Adrian Sol
Daily Stormer
February 12, 2017

We must secure the existence of our apps and a future for chat streaks.

We see a lot of evil shit going on in the tech world. Twitter is censoring candidates for congress. Facebook is spying on people and manipulating their emotions. Apple is slowing down their old phones.

But none of this comes close to the pure, unadulterated viciousness of Snapchat’s misdeed.

In a world where nothing is sacred anymore, we thought we could hold on to at least the small pleasures in life. But Snapchat just came in a took that away.


Daily Beast:

Last week Snapchat rolled out its biggest redesign since the app launched in 2011.

The company split the app into two sections, consolidating friend content on the left side, media content on the right, and installing a slew of other design changes.

Snapchat’s massive teen userbase is outraged at the update, and already desperately trying to get the old version back.

I feel for you. Believe me.

A fake tweet claiming that Snapchat would revert back to its old design if it got enough retweets received 1.3 million retweets as of Sunday afternoon and has become the sixth most retweeted tweet of all time.

A Change.org petition to “Remove the new Snapchat update” has received nearly half a million signatures.

This is all terrible.

And do I even need to tell you this? Snapchat is a Jew-owned company.

Every. Single. Time.

The Jews aren’t content to take our homelands, our cultures, even our dignity…


They’re even coming for our streaks.

Hundreds if not thousands of teens lost their streaks, some of which had been maintained for hundreds of days, because they were confused at how to send snaps using the new interface.

“The amount of Snapchat streaks that were ruined because of this update is unbelievable,” one girl tweeted.

A Snapchat “streak” occurs when users send snaps each other snaps consecutively for at least three days. Once a streak is established a small flame will appear next to a friend’s name and it will begin to count how many days you’ve maintained your steak for.

Yes, we know what a streak is, you stupid bitch!

Can you imagine being in high school, forced to be in the same room as dozens of hostile foreigners while a stupid teacher drones on about the holocaust, your streak being the only thing bringing a light of joy in your day, and then having that taken away by conniving kikes?

First the Jews took our vidya. Now it’s the streaks. Next, it’ll be YouTube – or worse.

Kids go to insane lengths to maintain their streaks, waking up early to send them and giving friends access to their snap accounts to maintain streaks when their phones get taken away. Losing a particularly long streak can be devastating.

Tell me about it.

Why even live, tbh?

Why even attempt to start up new streaks, knowing that the Jews can just ruin them with another vicious update?

We’re not going to be able to pursue our streaks in peace until the Jews are removed from power and shipped back to Israel.