February 4, 2016
After having been caught in a ridiculously insane series of dirty tricks, at least one of which is probably a federal crime, Breadloaf Cruise has responded with a series of scripted bad jokes.
He said he Donald would “nuke Denmark” – this is the guy who says the first thing he’s going to do when he gets into office is rip-up the Iran deal and effectively start a world war.
He needs to hire funnier Jews.
It is no surprise that Donald is throwing yet another temper tantrum–or, if you like, yet another Trumper tantrum. It seems his reaction to everything is to throw a fit–to engage in insults. And I understand that Donald finds it very hard to lose–that he finds that very difficult for him. But at the end of the day, the Iowa people spoke. Donald Trump guaranteed victory in Iowa. And then he lost. And he doesn’t like that, and his reaction is that he breaks down–he really has problems. You know, he accused the people of Iowa of being stupid. In fact, he skipped the Iowa debate.
Donald’s insults get more and more hysterical the more upset he gets. And that’s fine; he can do that. I’m not gonna respond in kind. [Question: “Do you think they’re funny?] I think they’re very funny. I think Donald–I wake up every day and laugh at the latest thing Donald has tweeted. Because he’s losing it. Look, we need a Commander-in-Chief, not a Twitterer-in-Chief. We need someone with judgment and the temperament to keep this country safe.
I don’t know anyone who would be comfortable with someone who behaves this way having his finger on the button. We’re liable to wake up one morning and Donald, if he were president, would have nuked Denmark. That’s not the temperament of a leader to keep this country safe.
Cruise’s fat, drunken, crybaby protector Glenn Beck also rushed to the defense of the hideously deformed Texas congressman.
Beck joined the used-up slut Megyn [sic] Kelly to try and put Humpty-Dumpty back together again.
Our Glorious Leader also appeared on Fox last night to respond to the evil abuses of these diabolical bastards.