Eminem is such a disappointment.
In the above song, a track released this week with Kid Cudi, he raps:
A toll-free number (Yeah), only way you’ll ever have a hot line
Fuck’s going on, man? (Yeah)
Bunch of half-wits up in office (What?)
Half of us walking around like a zombie apocalypse
Other half are just pissed off and (Yeah)
Don’t wanna wear a mask and they’re just scoffing
And that’s how you end up catching the shit off ’em
I just used the same basket as you shopping
Now I’m in a fuckin’ casket from you coughin’ (Damn)
Then you’ve got this part:
Prayers to George Floyd and Ahmaud Arbery (Yeah)
How the fuck is it that so many cops are dirty? (Huh?)
Stop, man, please, officer, I’m sorry
But I can’t breathe when I got you on top of me
Your goddamn knee’s on my carotid artery (Fuck)
This is “Rap for CNN.”
A real rebel.
I tried to think of something gayer than this. Then I gave up.
The old man looks like shit.
He needs to do something about his diet. Better yet, he should just kill himself.