September 22, 2019
You’d think Elizabeth Warren would be a little bit modest what with her beating Joe Biden in a new poll.
However, far from it: she vowed to sink a tomahawk into his paleskin skull and eat his heart.
Elizabeth Warren leads Joe Biden in Iowa for the first time, according to a new poll in the early voting state.
The survey carried out by the Des Moines Register, Mediacom and CNN puts the Massachusetts senator at 22% with likely caucus-goers, to the former vice-president’s 20%.
They are well clear of the sprawling Democratic field. Vermont senator Bernie Sanders placed third, with 11%, ahead of South Bend, Indiana mayor Pete Buttigieg on 9% and California senator Kamala Harris on 6%.
New Jersey senator Cory Booker, who said on Saturday he would drop out of the race if a fundraising target is not met, was next with 3%, tied with the Minnesota senator Amy Klobuchar.
Harris said this week that she will go all-in on Iowa, aiming for a top-three finish.
Biden still leads the realclearpolitics.com national polling average, on 30% to Warren on 19% and Sanders on 16%. Buttigieg and Harris, on 6%, are the only other candidates with more than 3% support.
Most of the Democratic field is in Iowa this weekend, on Saturday for the Polk County Steak Fry and a People’s Forum. On Friday night, many of the candidates addressed an LGBTQ Presidential Forum.
“Yeah, we’re having a fried steak and hitting up a communist rally on Saturday, after we swing through and get fucked up the ass on Friday. Fried steak can lead to constipation, so it’s a good thing our anuses will be open.” -American Presidential Candidates, 2019
May Allah bless America, sworn protectors of the holy city of Mecca.
I said that I’m not going to keep doing this stupid political kayfabe analysis, and instead just make fun of it.
But if I was going to comment on Warren’s rise – and maybe this is a fake or fluke poll, but she is rising – I would say that it has less to do with her own viability or appeal, and more to do with the increasingly clear fact that Biden is rapidly losing his mind to senility.
The whole Ukraine scandal is less an attack on Trump as it is a way to try to boost Biden by people who still favor him.
In my view. Also: the people who favor him may favor him because they want him to be the nominee and lose so that his “moderate” positions can be blamed for the loss.
My hard position remains that the top powers that be are purposefully throwing the election. I believe there is a 97% chance Trump will win.