Elites Caught Handing Out Bribes to Get Their Spoiled Brats Into Top Universities

Roy Batty
Daily Stormer
March 14, 2019

The new Elites who run our society are stupid and useless and their kids are even worse.

At least the old ruling Elite class was smart, capable, and unstoppable with an energy sword.

As for the scandal, well I’m not really sure what the fuss is all about. To be completely honest, I didn’t even know that it was illegal to bribe your way into college.

I mean, private companies and so on, right?

I thought that this was just generally understood to be what rich beta fathers who bred with dumb gold-digger THOTs had to do to get their half-retarded brat spawn admitted: get the old man to “donate” to get a new section of bleachers built or something.

The Guardian:

US federal prosecutors have charged the Hollywood actors Felicity Huffman and Lori Loughlin, along with almost 50 other people, over a $25m scheme to help wealthy Americans buy their children’s way into elite universities including Yale, Georgetown, Stanford and the University of Southern California.

Huffman appeared in court in Los Angeles on Tuesday afternoon, where a magistrate judge said she could be released on a $250,000 bond. The judge ordered the Desperate Housewives star to restrict her travel to the continental United States. Huffman’s husband, the actor William H Macy, attended his wife’s initial court appearance. He has not been charged and authorities have not said why.

Two hundred FBI agents were involved in the investigation, dubbed “Operation Varsity Blues”, which exposed how parents bribed college coaches and insiders at testing centers to get their children into some of the most elite schools in the country, federal prosecutors said on Tuesday.

So this is what the FBI has been up to.

When they’re not investigating White people who don’t love the lies of the Prophets enough, they are spying on high school students’ test scores.

The guy running the scam is… “Singer.”


William “Rick” Singer, 58, was charged by federal prosecutors in Boston with running the racketeering scheme through his Edge College & Career Network, which served a roster of clients including chief executives and Hollywood actors.

Thirty-three parents, including Huffman and Loughlin, were charged, as well as 13 college sports coaches and associates of Singer’s business. Dozens, including Huffman, were arrested by midday in what authorities called a “conspiracy nationwide in scope”.

What is the FBI going to investigate next? Passing notes in class? Admittedly that’s a bit of an outdated conspiracy because of smartphones and rampant illiteracy, but since the FBI has a literally unlimited budget, why not?

“These parents are a catalogue of wealth and privilege,” Andrew Lelling, the US attorney for the district of Massachusetts, said in a press conference on Tuesday morning. “Based on the charges unsealed today, all of them knowingly conspired with Singer and others to … buy their children’s admission to elite schools through fraud.”

Parents spent anywhere from $200,000 to $6.5m to guarantee their children’s admission, officials said.

Huffman and Macy are accused of making a $15,000 payment disguised as a charitable donation as part of a scheme to allow their daughter to take part in a college entrance exam cheating scam. Macy is not named in the filings and has not been indicted.

Not all, but definitely most charities that Elites donate their money to are scams and frauds. This shouldn’t surprise anyone because there hasn’t been a self-made rich person in recorded history to date who got rich by being selfless and generous to others.

According to charging documents, Singer’s operation arranged for examiners to take college admissions exams in place of his clients’ children, advise them of correct answers, or change their test answers after they had been completed. Lelling said that in cases where the test was being administered for the second time, scores were raised in a calculated way so as not to raise suspicion.

“What Singer was good at doing was calibrating the fake credentials to appear realistic and not so impressive as to invite suspicion or additional scrutiny,” said Lelling.

In other cases, Singer allegedly conspired with college athletic coaches to have applicants listed as recruited athletes, even if, as in several cases, they had never played the sport in question. Pictures of students’ heads were Photoshopped on to the bodies of athletes to create fake image profiles.

The coaches worked at such schools as Stanford, Georgetown, Wake Forest, the University of Southern California and University of California, Los Angeles.

None of this is as scandalous as letting ni— the Flood into college, tho. 

Poor White kids who aren’t mega-super-autist tier have literally zero chance of attending an elite institution because Prophets are extremely over-represented and the Third World Flood has taken all the spots.

If we got rid of the massive and unmerited Prophet over-representation at Universities and got rid of Affirmative Action policies for other Covenant races, a whole lot of spots would suddenly open up. Although, perhaps it’s for the best that they stay out of college. If the chemicals in the water don’t turn the Grunts into rabid Social Jackal Warriors, the Prophet professors at an Elite university might.

The real tragedy is how naive most Grunts are and the faith they still have in Elite institutions in our society, despite the fact that most Elite institutions have been subverted long ago.

Like, of course, our Democracy is a fraud and a mask for complete Prophet control.

Of course, the media is the enemy of the Grunt.

Of course, the Prophets are slowly importing Brutes to replace the native Elites as their loyal Janissaries because they don’t fully trust the native Elites.

Of course, the Social Jackal Warriors are useful idiots for the Prophet’s galaxy-destroying agenda.

And of course, admission spots in colleges are up for sale to rich Elites who still profess loyalty to the Prophets.

This shit shouldn’t surprise anyone.


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