Pharaoh Elijah Cummings Dies, Leaving His People in Their Time of Need

Roy Batty
Daily Stormer
October 17, 2019

Why hast thou forsaken us now, oh sweet prince?

Not now in our hour of need – when the Orange Man is finally about to be impeached!


Maryland Rep. Elijah E. Cummings, a sharecropper’s son who rose to become the powerful chairman of a U.S. House committee that investigated President Donald Trump, died early Thursday of complications from longstanding health issues, his office said. He was 68.

Cummings was a formidable orator who passionately advocated for the poor in his black-majority district , which encompasses a large portion of Baltimore as well as more well-to-do suburbs.

In all seriousness, I think we can all breathe a sigh of relief at his passing.

The old nibba was starting to look grotesque.

Nobody wanted to be around him and I’m dead certain that he was starting to smell funny too.

As chairman of the House Oversight and Reform Committee, Cummings led multiple investigations of the president’s governmental dealings, including probes in 2019 relating to the president’s family members serving in the White House.

Trump responded by criticizing the Democrat’s district as a “rodent-infested mess” where “no human being would want to live.” The comments came weeks after Trump drew bipartisan condemnation following his calls for Democratic congresswomen of color to get out of the U.S. “right now,” and go back to their “broken and crime-infested countries.”

Elijah inadvertently triggered one of the best moments of the Trump presidency. The feud between the two became known as “The King Elijah Saga.”

During the The King Elijah Saga Trump went so far as to call for black people to be deported.

Elijah will be remembered by most only as a foil to Trump the Golden Sun God on Twitter.

But in truth, he was the true king of all Egypt.

Consider the following: is it a coincidence that a mass tomb in Luxor was found almost at the exact time as the Pharaoh decided to return to the spiritual realm of his ancestors?

Methinks not.

Let us never forget the blessing that this man was to America, and in particular to the city of Baltimore, which for a brief period shown with the glory of ancient Nubian Egypt.

Andrew Anglin contributed to this report.