Dry Christmas: Supply Line Crisis Might Mean No Alcohol for the UK

That’s all that’s left!

Build back better.

Build back with no alcohol on the shelves.

You deserve this because you changed the weather by using electricity.


Alcoholic drinks, including wine and champagne, could be absent from store shelves in Britain this upcoming holiday season due to the truck-driver shortage, the country’s drinks association has warned.

“This is an urgent issue for our businesses, and it is imperative that [the UK] government takes immediate steps to help mitigate the impact of the driver shortages crisis before the Christmas period,” the British Wine and Spirit Trade Association (WSTA) said in an open letter to Transport Secretary Grant Shapps.

The letter stressed that action is particularly necessary in the run up to Christmas, “a critical trading period for [the] sector” in the country, where 54% of adults drink alcohol at least once a week, according to research by the UK Parliament.

“Drivers and vehicles are increasingly unpredictable in their arrival times, meaning goods are either not ready or are left waiting for collection,” the letter stressed.

It stated that delivery time in the sector has increased dramatically in recent months, from two to three days to nearly 15 days at present. Costs have also surged by at least 7%.

The letter was signed by 48 major UK firms dealing in wine and liquor, including the UK branches of champagne majors Laurent-Perrier, Moet Hennessy, and Pernod Ricard.

I remember when I predicted the supply line crisis in the spring of 2020, and by the summer of 2020 faggots were coming at me saying “ANGLIN YOUR DOOM PREDICTION WAS WRONG.”

I don’t know what to tell you people.

I just don’t know what to say at this point.

I’m speechless.

Or textless, I suppose.

They are doing this on purpose.

It is all designed to acclimate you to living with less.

It is presented as an unavoidable crisis, just like all of the virus restrictions. Then when you get used to it, they tell you it’s not going away.

It’s a kind of frog boiling type situation.

The plan is for you to live in a tiny one bedroom apartment in a high rise building and eat bugs.

You can go ahead and live in the Metaverse and take Prozac. Or fentanyl, if you prefer.