This could work.
It could be the big time victory we’ve been needing against this virus that has killed nearly as many people as the flu.
President Donald Trump proposed unorthodox new treatments for the coronavirus at Thursday’s White House press briefing – including the use of ultraviolet rays and injections of cleaning agents into patients.
Trump, who studied finance and real estate but touts his gut instincts about medical and scientific issues, brought up possible treatments including ‘injecting’ cleaning agents in the body and use of ultraviolet lights at Thursday’s White House press briefing.
William Bryan, an acting homeland security official, briefed the president, and later reporters, about new tests that showed how increased levels of sunlight, ultraviolet rays, and even humidity caused the coronavirus to die off in a reduced period of a time – potentially stemming its potency this summer.
Wow, it sounds a whole lot like the flu.
But of course, it isn’t the flu.
It might not be as deadly as the flu, but it is more insidious.
Like the sneaky Chinamen who invented it: insidious.
‘Supposing we hit the body with a tremendous, whether it’s ultraviolet or just very powerful light? And I think you said, that hasn’t been checked but you’re going to test it,’ Trump asked him Thursday evening.
‘And then I said supposing you brought the light inside the body which you can do either through the skin or in some other way. And I think you said you’re going to test that too. Sounds interesting,’ Trump said.
Then he raised another possible treatment. ‘And then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in a minute, one minute, and is there a way we can do something like that? By injection inside or almost a cleaning. As you see it gets in the lungs, and it does a tremendous number on the lungs. So it would be interesting to check that,’ Trump said.
‘So that you’re going to have to use medical doctors. But it sounds interesting to me,’ he said.
Agents that are commonly used to kill the virus in the environment, bleach and isopropyl alcohol, are both toxic to the body when ingested.
Trump, who noted he is not a doctor, did not guarantee results on his line of inquiry about a possible treatment.
‘So we’ll see. But the whole concept of the light, the way it kills it in one minute –that’s pretty powerful,’ he said.
I’ve actually been feeling a bit under the weather, and I think I may have coronavirus for the second time.
I’ve got a bottle of Lysol and the neighborhood kids left some heroin needles in my front yard.
I’m gonna go ahead shoot some Lysol into my veins and see what happens.
I’ll report back in a few hours.
In case you hadn’t noticed, I’m being sarcastic.
I hate to pile on with the media and make fun of Donald Trump, but there is no possible good result that can come from him embracing the media narrative about this virus. The official narrative of the media is that it’s a deadly plague that is going to wipe out millions of people and it is all his fault. So his response is “I agree with you this is a deadly plague, but it’s not my fault – I’m going to inject people with Lysol.”
If he had stayed the course, he could still be calling this the flu, calling out Bill Gates and Anthony Fauci, calling out WHO – from a position that is defensible with actual science. He would also be in a position to blame the media and the government for destroying the economy. Since he’s going along with the hoax, he now bears partial responsibility for it.
Basically, everything would be fine if on day one, Donald Trump had called me up and installed me as his advisor instead of Jared Kushner.