September 12, 2016
This Ray Charles-lookin bitch botta sing u a song.
Listen up, you filthy goyim.
We made a mistake when we told you Hillary fit as a Japanese viola – turns out the dog is sick as a bitch.
But it’s just pneumonia. Which is like, nothing.
tfw you find out it was pneumonia all along
And no one was aware of this before, including her doctor who said she had no health problems, and the Jewish media which mocked and anyone who suggested there was a problem as an Alex Jones conspiracy retard.
Symptoms of pneumonia include:
- Chronic seizures
- Falling down/collapsing
- “Short circuit” type confusion
- Brain damage
- Lesions on the tongue
- Compulsive use of weird, archaic language
This is all totally normal.
Hillary Clinton appeared to stagger and faint in footage showing her early exit from a 9/11 commemoration ceremony on Sunday, though Clinton’s doctor said the episode was a result of heat and dehydration — and revealed she had been diagnosed with pneumonia two days prior.
The Democratic presidential nominee fell on her way into her van and had to be helped by her security, according to witnesses and video of her leaving. She was “clearly having some type of medical episode,” a law enforcement source told Fox News.
After more than an hour of radio silence, Clinton’s campaign issued a statement saying the former Secretary of State “felt overheated,” and later Sunday issued another release blaming the episode on pneumonia and dehydration.
“Secretary Clinton has been experiencing a cough related to allergies,” Dr. Lisa R. Bardack said in the statement. “On Friday, during follow up evaluation of her prolonged cough, she was diagnosed with pneumonia. She was put on antibiotics, and advised to rest and modify her schedule. While at this morning’s event, she became overheated and dehydrated. I have just examined her and she is now re-hydrated and recovering nicely.”
But a witness told Fox News that Clinton stumbled off the curb, her “knees buckled” and she lost a shoe as she was helped into a van during her “unexpected early departure.”
Seriously though guys.
KEK hath struck her down, for his fury knowth no bounds.
KEK did this… and you want to know the worst part? He did it for teh lulz.
After video of the collapse was released, they had to say something. So they come up with this pneumonia nonsense. She may or may not have pneumonia – she probably doesn’t – but that isn’t what’s causing these problems.
I think she is literally ready to drop dead. She might be in critical care before the election.
Here’s the thing: there is no way she is going to be able to do the debates. She is definitely in a whole lot worse shape than she was during the Bernie debates, and Bernie was a soft target.
If she can’t stand around in 77 degree whether for a couple hours, she can’t do much of anything, let alone the hours-long event that is a Presidential debate. This isn’t just standing up and talking for three hours – which I believe she is definitely incapable of – but the stress, the preparation, the facing of The Donald.
The only thing worse than a deplorable in a basket…
…is a frog in a suit!
And remember when she gave the Alt-Right speech? Remember how we had to sit around and wait for an hour and a half, while she did whatever it was she was doing backstage?
I think it’s safe to say the debates aren’t going to happen. Hillary’s entire campaign was based on maintaining the lowest possible visibility, so they were a problem to begin with, and now that they might kill her – she’s going to come up with an excuse to wiggle out of it. I mean. Maybe she won’t. But I would put the liklihood of any debate actually happening at about 25% right now.
And that is going to look extremely bad. Very, very bad.
Because universal suffrage democracy is retarded, this election is going to be decided by a totally uninformed 5% of the population. Which is such a ridiculous concept, it’s difficult to even grasp. But these few people who haven’t decided – who didn’t decide as soon as the nominees were chosen – are going to determine the future of the planet.
And they are the type to be swayed by this health situation. I can tell you that.
I think it’s over.
Here are some memes.
More memes for Memetic Monday coming in a few hours!