The Muppets are from a very dark period of history, when white men enslaved blacks because of the color of their skin, and Jews were rounded up and stuffed in gas chambers because of… because of the lengths of their noses, or something. (They hated Jews for some inane, trivial reason, it’s not really clear, maybe it was just for no reason – history doesn’t record why so many people hated the Jews, but it was basically just totally random.)
Today, enlightened figures, like the corporate board of Disney, are showing us a new way.
Before the existence of multinational corporations, everyone was just an absolute savage. The monopolistic companies that now run our society have taught us something wonderful and beautiful: that love is better than hate.
Five seasons of ‘The Muppet Show’ appeared on the Disney+ streaming service on Friday night but many viewers were shocked to discover that one of their childhood favorites is now considered “offensive content.”
According to a warning from Disney, the show features “stereotypes” and “mistreatment of people or cultures.”
“This program includes negative depictions and/or mistreatment of people or cultures. These stereotypes were wrong then and are wrong now,” the roughly 300 billion-dollar corporate giant declared.
“Rather than remove this content, we want to acknowledge its harmful impact, learn from it and spark conversation to create a more inclusive future together.”
No references are made to what specifically Disney considers to be offensive about the show’s content, though it does depict minorities including Asians and people from the Middle East, as well as featuring a homeless character named “Oscar the grouch” who lives in a trash can.
In season five, singer Johnny Cash also performs in front of a confederate flag.
Do you know why Johnny Cash used a Confederate flag?
Because he hated black people for the color of their skin, and wanted to force them back into slavery.
Johnny Cash might be dead, but the Confederacy lives on.
In January, a group of pro-slavery activists tried to take over the government, with a plan to bring back slavery. And yes, they also wanted to gas the Jews.
That’s why we have a barbwire fence around the Capitol now, protected by soldiers. We had to turn Washington into a military junta in order to stop whites like Johnny Cash and his little Muppet friends from taking over the government and enacting their racist agenda.
We should thank Gaia that a combination of multinational corporations and martial law is saving us from our darkest nature as irredeemable haters.
Under the impeccable moral guidance of monopolistic multinational corporations and a military junta, we will finally be led to a bright future, free of the old hatreds upon which our evil civilization was built.