January 18, 2020
We may have fought a decade-long war to bring democracy to Iraq. In fact, we most definitely did do that.
But as is too often the case, their democracy has gone south and it is up to our liberty forces to brutally violate their democracy for their own good. Just as it was up to us to brutally violate their dictatorship for their own good.
Everything we’ve ever done in Iraq has basically just been charity to help Iraqi people be prosperous.
At a cost of over $3 trillion, it was probably the biggest charity fund in all of human history.
The US Defense Department has claimed that its military presence makes Iraq more secure and “prosperous,” despite calls by Iraqi lawmakers for the removal of all foreign troops from the country and growing tensions with Iran.
“At this time, there are no plans by the US military to withdraw from Iraq,” Assistant to the Secretary of Defense Jonathan Rath Hoffman told reporters at a press briefing.
“And I think it’s been obvious… that the consensus in Iraq seems to be that the United States forces there are a force for good.”
The official said that the US presence in the country is “beneficial” to Iraq and “will continue to lead to increased security and prosperity for the Iraqi people.”
Despite Hoffman’s confidence, his words seem to be at odds with the Iraqi Parliament, which on January 5 passed a non-binding resolution asking caretaker Prime Minister Adil Abdul Mahdi to cancel the request for military assistance from the US-led coalition.
The vote took place two days after a US drone strike killed Iranian senior military leader Qassem Soleimani and Abu Mahdi al-Muhandis, the deputy chief of the Iran-backed Iraqi militias, the Popular Mobilization Forces (PMF), when their convoy was leaving Baghdad’s airport. Soleimani was scheduled to meet PM Mahdi that day.
Yes, America assassinated a foreign dignitary at your airport when he was on the way to meet the PM of the democracy we gave you. But you have to understand that we did that for the sake of your own prosperity.
And if you can’t understand that, well, maybe you don’t have ENOUGH democracy.
Maybe you sandniggers need a DOUBLE DEMOCRACY BOOT UP YOUR ASS.
Brought to you courtesy of the red, white and blue.