July 14, 2017
Since the dawn of time – or at least since that black cube thing landed from space and made the monkeys start a war with each other – the world has wondered: who is the greater beast?
The nigger dawg?
Or the K-9 dog?
What if one beast was handcuffed and the other on a chain?
Who then would be the master?
And who would then be the mugu?