David Suzuki Says He’s Going to Start Doing Terrorism to Change the Weather

David Suzuki is hot. He is old and totally sweaty.

Every day, he wakes up in a pool of sweat.

That means that it is time for the killing to begin.


David Suzuki, one of the world’s leading environmentalists, has warned that activists may resort to radical actions unless governments hear their pleas and take more resolute action to tackle climate change.

“We’re in deep, deep doo-doo,” Suzuki, the renowned Canadian scientist, environmental activist and television host, told the audience at an Extinction Rebellion climate change protest on Vancouver Island over the weekend.

“This is what we’re come to. The next stage after this, there are going to be pipelines blown up if our leaders don’t pay attention to what’s going on.”

Asked by the National Post on Monday if he would support bombing pipelines, Suzuki replied: “Of course not.”

“The violence is coming from the authorities, from the government,” he said. At the same time, Suzuki said he believes that some activists may be driven to choose violence as an option because they “feel government isn’t [doing] anything.”

This is real and accurate. It is totally NOT a moronic and nonsensical hoax designed to create a global government, and David Suzuki is completely NOT a mentally ill person who is used as a pawn by an elite banking cartel hellbent on a new world order.

It’s all very seriously about trying to change the weather to make it colder outside.

We need to pay attention to the news if we really want to change the weather.

Using electricity and other forms of energy is changing the weather and making it too hot for old people.

They get so sweaty in this heat that is created by electricity.

The earth must change its weather. We must turn the earth into a solid sheet of ice by creating a global taxation system.

We don’t have any choice.