Cunt Law IV: The Reckoning of Eternal Safety: Heroic Cunt Extends Lockdown to June 12

Throughout the ages of mankind, men went outside and did various things, creating differing levels of risk. Many women found this unacceptable, but there was nothing they could do, because of the patriarchy.

Now, things have changed.

In the state of Michigan, there are many types of boys, and most of them are bad, bad boys. These bad boys think they have a right to make their own life decisions, because they are grown adults. And they did have such a right.

But then came the reckoning of eternal safety, when one woman decided that actually adults can’t make their own decisions if those decisions might lead to them catching the flu. Such was the Dawn of Cunt Law.

When Cunt Law reigns, only the safe will survive.

This is the ultimate safety experience.

Republicans will do nothing, for they are terrified that Cunt Law will put the squeeze on them.

Detroit Free Press:

Gov. Gretchen Whitmer on Friday extended her stay-at-home order past its scheduled May 28 expiration to June 12, adding that public venues such as theaters, gyms and casinos would remain closed.

She also extended her state of emergency declaration covering the state due to the coronavirus pandemic to June 19.

She said while coronavirus cases and deaths are clearly declining, “we are not out of the woods yet.”

“If we’re going to lower the chance of a second wave and continue to protect our neighbors and loved ones from the spread of this virus, we must continue to do our part by staying safer at home,” she said in a statement first reported by the Free Press.

In a universe of absolute cuntiness, there is only one thing that matters.

It is not having a job. It is not having basic human dignity. It is certainly not freedom.

No, surely not.

Under unadulterated Cunt Law, the only thing that matters is safety.

President Tweety calls Gretchen Whitmer “That Woman in Michigan.”

I call her the Cunt of the Century.

For there can only be one.

One Cunt.

One Law.

Cunt Law.

Let safety ring.

For it is better to die in safety than it is to live as a free man.

As it says in the Pink Vagina Bible of Cunt Law: “She who would force others to give up essential Liberty, to force them to have a little temporary Safety, deserves to be governor and vice-president.”

And further, the Pink Vagina Bible tells the ultimate truth: “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created safely, not endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that they are Locked down, standing six feet apart and wearing masks.”