March 11, 2020
I’m starting to think everyone isn’t going to die.
But maybe it’s just that my heart is broken by finding out that neekolul speaks normal English and so I can’t get excited about everyone dying anymore.
Even If You Don’t Die, Your Dog Will
The National Guard is going into New York to establish a containment area. Which means your dog is as good as shot.
New York’s governor has announced that troops will be sent into a town north of the city in an attempt to contain the spread of the coronavirus.
The National Guard will deliver food to quarantined individuals in New Rochelle, where a one-mile (1.6km) “containment zone” will be enforced.
The area has seen “the largest cluster” of US cases, Andrew Cuomo said as he announced the measures on Tuesday.
There are more than 1,000 confirmed cases of coronavirus in the US so far.
New York state has 173 active cases, the most in the US, and 108 of them are in Westchester County where New Rochelle is located.
This is the first martial law situation.
We are implementing new emergency measures in New Rochelle, which has the biggest cluster of #Coronavirus cases in the state.
Starting on Thursday for 2 wks, there will be a containment zone with a 1 mile radius around the site of the most cases in New Rochelle. pic.twitter.com/y4eZDK9zfU
— Andrew Cuomo (@NYGovCuomo) March 10, 2020
And you can do that in a small town in upstate New York.
You won’t be able to do it in any major city without “the blacks” going buckwild.
Of course, if you’re the kind of person who wants to see everything burn down completely so America gets invaded by the Chinese and they establish an occupation government run by people from the internet, then “the blacks” going buckwild is not a bug but rather a feature.
Presumably, quarantining an upstate spot is a test run for further National Guard deployments and dog murders.
New Rochelle is all Jews, by the way, so there is approximately a 6000000% chance they’re going to start saying they’ve been forced into a ghetto.
US Now Says They Have Working Tests
None of the other tests have worked, so I don’t really see any reason to believe these tests will work.
The level of incompetence in America is simply staggering and it should scare everyone. I don’t think this virus is actually going to kill us all, but if it doesn’t, it’s not going to be for anything the US government did to stop it.
Health officials are calling for “all hands on deck” in communities across the US as coronavirus cases reached 1,000 and millions more testing kits are on the way to labs across the country.
The appeal comes as the federal government prepares to release specific recommendations on next steps for the areas hardest hit by the outbreak, including California, Washington state, New York and Florida.
“It doesn’t matter if you’re in a state that has no cases or one case,” said Dr. Anthony Fauci, director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases. “Everybody should say, ‘All hands on deck. This is what we need to do.'”
As states are working to contain the virus, health officials are ramping up efforts to test more Americans.
Vice President Mike Pence said Monday another 4 million tests would be available by the end of the week, on top of at least a million tests already in place across the country.
US Health and Human Services Secretary Alex Azar said his department didn’t know how many people have been tested.
All hands are going to be on something.
That’s for sure.
Alex Azar has all his hands on his dick.
This is ridiculous and weird.
Extend Tax Day?
I guess this would be helpful for everyone.
The US is considering extending the April 15 tax filing deadline due to coronavirus, according to The Wall Street Journal https://t.co/CwrxaIWupJ
— CNN (@CNN) March 11, 2020
And if everyone in the government dies, maybe we just won’t even have to pay taxes?
Based on my research, the only thing we will have to pay is tribute to the king of the raiders.
I just hope he isn’t over the top cringe and that he doesn’t name his baseball bat because that is so cringe and gay and can really ruin a good time.
British Health Minister Infected
It’s a woman.
Because everyone in the British government is a woman or a Paki.
Health minister and Conservative MP Nadine Dorries has been diagnosed with coronavirus.
Ms Dorries said she had taken all the advised precautions after finding out and has been self-isolating at home.
The Department of Health said she first showed symptoms on Thursday – the same day she attended a Downing Street event hosted by the prime minister.
A sixth person died from the virus on Tuesday in the UK, which has a total of 382 cases.
The latest person to die was a man in his early 80s who had underlying health conditions.
The Bank of England has announced an emergency cut in interest rates in response to the economic impact of the coronavirus outbreak.
Rates have been cut from 0.75% to 0.25%, taking the cost of borrowing back down to the lowest level in history.
Well, that seems pretty apocalyptic…
It at least gives me a little bit of hope.
This bitch was just hanging out with Boris.
Nadine Dorries, a health minister, has become first MP to be diagnosed with coronavirus
She has been in Westminster for past week, met hundreds of people, and attended a No 10 reception hosted by Boris Johnson on Thursdayhttps://t.co/3seuE2NGYE
— Steven Swinford (@Steven_Swinford) March 10, 2020
Has anyone figured out what happens if everyone in a government dies?
Do we just have freedoms then, straight up?
Everyone in Italy is Going to Starve as Stores Run Out of Goods
The darkness is closing in on Italy.
The shelves are running dry.
With more than 10,000 confirmed cases of #coronavirus and 631 dead in #Italy, residents of #Milan queue metres apart when they go shopping. Other European countries might see this situation soon | #ItalyCoronavirus #coronavirusitalia #CoronaVirusUpdate #CoronavirusOutbreak pic.twitter.com/DkLrc3otwL
— Kevin Rozario (@krozworld) March 10, 2020
#NOW: One of our followers from #Italy, Milan shared this photo with us. People are waiting on queue in front of the market: "Only a certain number of people are allowed into the market. People waiting in the queue are waiting in line with at least 1 meter gap."#coronavirus pic.twitter.com/KGcEaBa0YQ
— Coronavirus Alarm (@CoronaTurkeyEN) March 10, 2020
Bon ben on ira au supermarché plus tard (et on prendra ce qu'il restera). Queue interminable avec gens espacés de 1 mètre ! Je vais bientôt regretter de ne pas avoir suivi un stage "survivaliste" avec les complotistes 😉 #Florence #COVID19 #italylockdown pic.twitter.com/08d0njD9tZ
— Alexis Kauffmann (@framaka) March 10, 2020
Yellow lines mark the distance customers must keep apart at a grocery store in Rome. More photos from Italy’s unprecedented #coronavirus clampdown: https://t.co/vctpejEvBb 📷@GuglielmoMan pic.twitter.com/hfT7N5BIfq
— Reuters Pictures (@reuterspictures) March 10, 2020
Look at This Faggot.
Corona virus perpective : 120,000 cases worldwide of which more than 60,000 have fully recovered . Which means 10s of 1000s are on the way to complete recovery. Children appear all-but immune to it.
— alex thomson (@alextomo) March 11, 2020
Way to kill a man’s buzz.
As if it wasn’t bad enough to find neekolul speaking normal American English, now I’ve got to have some British faggot telling me the apocalypse isn’t real.
Latest /cvg/ Research
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- South Korea “recovered” case reinfected
- Recovered in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
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