March 5, 2020
The best thing I can say to Bernie supporters is this: “we’re all going to die before November anyway, so who even cares?”
The death toll in America is now 11.
California Governor Gavin Newsom has declared a state of emergency over the deadly coronavirus, soon after local officials confirmed the state’s first death from the illness, which has infected more than 50 people in 12 counties.
With California’s first death announced on Wednesday, and six new cases arising in the last 48 hours, the emergency declaration could see an influx of emergency funds set aside by Congress rush into the state – with the governor telling reporters on Tuesday there was “always… the opportunity to do a declaration of emergency” to secure “additional resources.”
Congress has agreed to provide $8 Billion to fight Coronavirus! This means @CDCgov, @HHSGov, and @DHSgov will have the resources they need to Keep America Safe and keep the risk to workers and families very low. This is great news for our Health, our Economy, and our Nation!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 4, 2020
“The State of California is deploying every level of government to help identify cases and slow the spread of this coronavirus,” Newsom said at a press conference, noting that the state of emergency would include provisions against price-gouging for vital medical supplies.
Newsom is a great man and I’m sure he knows what he’s doing.
Also during the California emergency, they’ve decided to leave a cruise ship at sea permanently.
Another Princess Cruises ship has set off coronavirus alarms after a California passenger who traveled to Mexico died this week, more than 10 days after returning home without knowledge of his exposure.
Two shiploads of passengers may have been exposed. State and federal officials are scurrying to contact 2,500-plus passengers who disembarked Feb. 21 from the San Francisco-Mexico cruise at the same time as the man who died, Gov. Gavin Newsom said Wednesday.
California is also keeping Grand Princess passengers on the current San Francisco-Hawaii trip in the Pacific Ocean indefinitely until state and federal officials can assess how many passengers and crew have coronavirus or have been exposed.
I keep comparing dying on a cruise ship with David Carradine dying while masturbating in a closet in Bangkok.
But it’s really so very much worse.
The British are claiming to have developed a test for the virus that can be performed like a drunk driving test.
A breath test that instantly spots patients with coronavirus has been developed by British scientists.
They say the technology could be used to rapidly screen people in airports. And it could also be used in GP surgeries, pharmacies or ambulances, giving an instant result.
The technology, developed by a team at Northumbria University in Newcastle, needs further testing but experts believe it could be quickly change the way the virus is spotted around the world.
I would guess they’re probably faking this for publicity, because the British haven’t been in the headlines lately and just want someone to pay attention to them.
Those of us who do not die from this disease are going to build a new world of the future.
Here’s the latest research from /cvg/:
- SARS-CoV mechanism for antibody-dependent enhancement
- 18,300 infected in Iran, scientists estimate
- Dogs can carry the virus
- South Korea “recovered” case reinfected
- Testicular damage
Here’s the latest Coronachan artwork:
Here’s the latest update from the Jews:
Congress warned of possible coronavirus exposure that may have occurred at AIPAC https://t.co/fldMlShPh4
— CNBC (@CNBC) March 5, 2020
Here’s the latest TikTok sketch from neeko:
— neeko (@neekolul) March 2, 2020