Consider Bribing a Nonwhite Doctor to Give You the Vaccine Certificate

I have advised very seriously against taking the coronavirus vaccine, as I simply do not believe there is any possibility that it is going to do anything other than hurt you.

From stripping us of our rights, to transferring the wealth of the middle class to billionaires, every single thing that governments have done ostensibly to respond to this virus has been done with the explicit intention of hurting us. There is no sane reason to believe that the vaccine would be any different.

Meanwhile, our overlords are doing everything in their power to ensure compliance through various pressure campaigns. Many people are going to need a solution, and bribing an unethical doctor might be the best option available.

Firstly: to my knowledge, there would not be anything illegal about bribing a doctor to give you a fake coronavirus vaccine certificate. I can’t say that with 100% certainty in every country, but I am relatively certain that a private citizen is allowed to pay another private citizen money in exchange for this type of service in most places in the world. They may pass laws against it after someone gets caught, but as of right now, the doctor would simply be risking his medical license.

The first thing you want to do is not look like a cop.

The second thing you want to do is find an Indian doctor. Indians have zero (0) morality at all, and there are a whole lot of Indian doctors in the West. If you can’t find an Indian doctor, then find some other kind of nonwhite. Probably no whites will do it. A white woman most definitely will not, and might actually decide to make some kind of a scene.

Make a private appointment.

I don’t know how much you will need to pay him, and obviously it will vary from doctor to doctor. If I was going to do this, I would have $1,000 in my pocket, but only make $500 immediately visible to him. If he reacts negatively, show the other $500.

Obviously, that’s a lot of money. But this is a 666 Satan vaccine, and it will be the best money you’ve ever spent.

A thing about bribes: they are always best done wordlessly. This is some psychological thing going back to primitive man, where when he is engaged in illicit activity, he wants to do it as quickly and as quietly as possible.

Every doctor’s office has a sink. So, pull out the $500. Keep it on the low down, but spread it out so he can see how many bills there are. Then, point at the sink, and make the “squirting thumb” gesture with your hand. If he said “no,” then pull out the other $500. Normally, you would walk away before offering more money, but in this situation, if he’s saying no, he’s saying no. Unless he read this article, which might have happened (there’s nothing I can do about that).

If he doesn’t take the $1,000, then just get up and leave.

This can be tried with less than $500. You can also start with something much lower, like $200, and see what he does. But I would only do that if I was broke, because he could get offended and just not want to do it at all after seeing the small amount.

Also note: this will only work until they start requiring the Mark of the Beast computer chip implant. I would normally say, “it will be a few years before they do that,” but frankly, I don’t know if that is the case. It could come much sooner.

Hopefully, we come up with solutions before then.