October 18, 2017
One of the proposed solutions involves setting up giant buckets of fried chicken at strategic points on campus
You know what I’d do if I had $100,000,000?
I have no idea.
But it would be something less retarded than trying to find monkeys that can teach college-level math.
Columbia University recently announced that it will commit an additional $100 million in funds to promote a “diverse faculty.”
In a recent email to students, a copy of which was obtained by Campus Reform, President Lee Bollinger announced that the school will spend “$100 million over the next five fiscal years” to increase the number of professors at the elite institution who are from backgrounds that “traditionally have been underrepresented” in academia.
I guess it didn’t occur to this cuck that there’s a reason some backgrounds have been “traditionally underrepresented”…
“Look away goyim, lest you turn into a nazi!”
Or maybe he understands this and just wants to do some social signaling. Still, you’d think being an “intellectual,” he’d find a cheaper way to do that.
“It is a fundamental premise of modern U.S. higher education, and it is most certainly true of Columbia University, that scholarship and teaching are strengthened immeasurably by having a diverse faculty and student body,” Bollinger asserted.
Nope, that’s a lie.
“To turn this premise into reality, we have taken many steps, but none is more important than the commitment of financial resources to this end,” he wrote, adding that the school has already spent $85 million on increasing faculty diversity since 2005.
So $850,000,000 later, you still couldn’t find enough niggers who can pretend they’re not retarded.
And your solution is to waste even more?
You’re really smart.
Campus Reform reached out to Columbia University to ask whether revenue derived from student tuition, currently $54,504 per year excluding room and board, will be used to fund the effort, but did not receive a response in time for publication.
That a very expensive lobotomy you can get for the price of buying a house, or starting a business, or generally doing something useful with your life.
Then again – anyone who’s willing to actually pay it deserves it, so I’m not gonna cry for them.
Have fun with your useless brainwashing, faggots.