CNN Psychoanalyzes Mask Non-Wearers

Let me explain to you, my little goyim, why some bad goyim refuse to do the good thing.


Most Americans have never had to wear a mask for their health before, let alone while they shop for groceries or go for a run.

So, even as businesses or states increasingly require them, rebellion is natural — to a degree, says Dr. David Aronoff, director of Vanderbilt University Medical Center’s Division of Infectious Diseases and professor of medicine.

But he urges Americans to think of the mask guidance not as forced conformity, but as a necessary act of solidarity: Wearing a cloth mask could stop seemingly healthy people from infecting others with coronavirus if they’re asymptomatic.

“We’re all hopeful that this pandemic disappears,” he said. “Then we can stop doing as much risk mitigation. But for now, we really depend on the trust and kindness of others to protect our wellbeing. And that’s part of being an American.

Let me tell you, goyim, why you’re goyim.

Let us count the ways.

Goyim think they are humans.

Goyim believe they have control over their lives. Goyim are stupid, and don’t know what’s happening.

Goyim want to feel good.

This is why the goyim must be forced to obey.